What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints!
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A director’s wife hears that her husband has a new secretary.
The director comes home and the wife starts putting questions:
Does this new secretary of yours have nice legs?
I don’t know.
What color do her eyes have?
I didn’t notice...
But about dressing, how does she dress?
Very fast...
Get to know your mate.
If there's something you need to know about him, just ask him right up front.
And choose the right moment because the fellas don't like opening up.
Like, after intimacy, turn around, look him in his eye and say, "I've been wanting to know, what's your name?"
Always be yourself!
Unless you can be Batman - then always be Batman
It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.
What do a walrus and Tupperware have in common?
They both like a tight seal.
No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
I did so much crack, one day I broke in my own house.
I ain't lying.
I was halfway out the door with the TV before I realized it was my place.
And before I broke in, I used to stand outside and case the joint.
Finally, I said, "Damn, this brother will never come home!"