Why did the moron give the sleepy cow a hammer?
He wanted her to hit the hay!
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Who would win in a fight between a bear and a lion?
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What do ducks wear to party's?
A duck-sedo!
Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox?
A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, "come Spot, come Spot!"
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Three blondes were walking through a field when they came across a set of tracks.
The first blonde looked down at the tracks and said, "I think they could be bird tracks."
The second blonde went to look and said, "No, I think these are deer tracks."
They stepped aside and the third blonde went over to the tracks.
She looked down, then got run over by the train!
What kind of shoes do frogs wear?
Open toad!
What did the bunny want to do when he grew up?
Join the Hare Force.
We must admit that we want to be like some animals.
We all want to be strong like a bear, we want to have a sharp sight like a falcon, the intelligence like an owl, the endurance like a horse, we want to sing like a skylark, we want to be running like a fox and of course we all want to have the salivas like a dragon lizard.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.