Chuck Norris made Dirty Harry's day.
Chuck Norris once wrestled a thirty foot snake, and then he realized he was just masturbating.
China lets Chuck Norris search for porn on Google.
Q: Chuck Norris invented the internet? A: Just so he had a place to store his porn.
Chuck Norris never gets dirty. The dirt is too afraid to even touch him or his clothes.
Chuck Norris sleeps with every woman on the planet once a month... and they bleed for a week.
Chuck Norris is the only known mammal in history to have an opposable thumb. On his penis.
Chuck Norris once ate a whole cake before his friends could tell him there was a stripper in it.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
Chuck Norris impregnates women without having sex with them.
When Chuck Norris had a baby he was horny for the nurse and had a 70-inch long.