Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Chuck Norris doesn't pay the government, the government pays him.
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When Chuck goes into outer space his head doesn't pop, space pops around his head!
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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He immediately changed to the Batman
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Chuck Norris always has s*x on the bottom.
Because he never f*cks up.
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Chuck Norris can clog the toilet with his pee.
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Chuck Norris’ house has no doors, only walls that he walks through.
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