Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Q: You know the Roman Empire, well how do you think it fell?
A: Chuck Norris
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Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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Everytime a star explodes, it's because one of Chuck Norris's victims just landed there after being round-house kicked.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have hair on his testicles, because hair does not grow on steel.
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We live in an expanding universe.
All of it is trying to get away from Chuck Norris.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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Chuck Norris does his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris recently got himself an iPad.
It turned into iDust when he tried to use it.
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