Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Chuck Norris can skydive indoors.
Chuck Norris can block Mark Zuckerberg's Facebook account.
If Chuck Norris replaced Roy Scheider, the movie would have been known as Broken Jaws, and would have only lasted 12 minutes.
The phrase "Just a second" comes from the time it takes for Chuck Norris to heat up a cup of coffee... with his breath.
Chuck Norris doesn't tell lies. He changes facts.
If Chuck Norris were a substance, he would abuse you.
Chuck Norris watches Saturday Night Live on Friday.
Chucks Norris's mirror is scared to look at him.
Chuck Norris once threw out the first pitch at a NASCAR race.
Chuck Norris would have attacked the Death Star with the Shield Generator still up.