Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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Not to be outdone, Chuck Norris created the automobile accident.
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In fourth grade, a teacher edited Chuck Norris's essay.
Big mistake.
You don't edit Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris edits you... with his fist.
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