Chuck Norris made the llama extinct.
Never spit in his face.
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If Chuck Norris is defusing a bomb and has a choice of red wire, yellow wire and green wire, he chooses blue.
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You know how they say if you die in your dream then you will die in real life?
In reality, if you dream of death then Chuck Norris will find you and kill you.
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Chuck Norris has stared Fear in the face... and Fear looked away.
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Chuck was once on the Olympics and he won all the medals but he was disqualifyed for roundhouse kicking the judges because they misspelled his name.
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Chuck Norris sees dead people...and they run.
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Chuck Norris' tears would save lives, if he'd cry.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Atlas doesn't drop the earth because he knows Chuck Norris lives in it.
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Chuck Norris doesn't get sun burnt; that would be a foolish thing for the sun to do.
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When I was a kid, my Chuck Norris action figure broke all my other toys while I was at school.
When my mom tried to throw him away, he killed her.
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