Chuck Norris made the llama extinct. Never spit in his face.
Allstate gets insurance from Chuck Norris, because even Allstate needs to be in good hands.
Chuck Norris doesn't blink...reality pauses.
Chuck Norris has no need to walk. The universe simply moves around him.
The Titanic sunk because Chuck Norris ran into it during his swim.
Chuck Norris once played with Legos. The result was The Great Pyramids.
Chuck Norris finished Minecraft.
The light at the end of the tunnel is actually Chuck Norris holding a flashlight.
Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.