People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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It's not much of a fight....
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Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost.
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Chuck Norris doesn't breathe, he holds air hostage.
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Superman is faster then a speeding bullet.
Chuck Norris just runs Superman down and keeps going.
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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was recently hospitalize, because Chuck Norris poked him.
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When Chuck Norris lifts weights, the weights get stronger.
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