People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
In "ring around the rosie", Chuck Norris does not fall down.
Chuck Norris once stood on a bridge in London. Then they wrote a song about it.
If Chuck were in the movie Nightmare On Elm Street then it would be renamed nightmare on Chuck Norris Street, cuz nobody dared to get near him.
Chuck Norris gives poison ivy a rash.
I once made a joke about Chuck Norr...
Chuck Norris takes a meteor shower in the morning to freshen up.
In some countries, criminals have the option of either going to jail or spending a day living with Chuck Norris. No one has ever chosen Chuck Norris
Jason Bourne is Chuck Norris' daughter...
Chick Norris has never pooped because nothing scares the shot out of Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris burns calories, he uses a flamethrower.