People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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The next day he won the lottery.
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Love does not conquer all.
Chuck Norris does.
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There's a medical term for those who willingly defy Chuck Norris... organ donors.
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Nietzsche's book was originally called Also Sparch Chuck Norris.
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Jack was nimble, Jack was quick, but even Jack couldn't avoid Chuck Norris' round house kick.
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Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
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Did you know Chuck Norris's tears was the curernto Cansa, but the problem was he never ever cried.
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Chuck Norris can peel an orange with his eyelids, but he rarely needs Vitamin C.
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