People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris made Journey stop beleiving.
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Shhhhh...
Did you hear that?
Chuck did.
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Chuck Norris once had to go to court...the judge got life in prison.
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
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Chuck Norris can tie his shoes with his feet.
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They wanted to put Chuck Norris's face on Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard.
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Chuck Norris was born Sept. 1 1945.
World War 2 ended Sept. 2 1945.
What a coincidence.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris can kill a Great White Shark by drowning it.
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When Chuck Norris wants popcorn, he breathes on Nebraska.
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