People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Chuck Norris saw the Invisible Man.
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Freddy Krueger sleeps with his mom every night because he is scared of Chuck Norris!
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
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Chuck Norris can mute silence.
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When Chuck Norris crosses the pacific, swimming, sharks hear the "Jaws" music.
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A watched kettle never boils... unless Chuck Norris is doing the watching, in which case it explodes.
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It is a fact that Chuck Norris cannot cry, this is because his tearducts are too muscular.
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Chuck Norris can paint himself into a corner and still get the job done.
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Chuck Norris invented his own brand of media disc.
The Black and Blueray.
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