People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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Much controversy surrounds Area 51, which is also known as Chuck Norris's playground.
Those flying saucers are similar to our model cars and planes.
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Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
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Someone once tried to tell Chuck Norris that roundhouse kicks aren't the best way to kick someone.
This has been recorded by historians as the worst mistake anyone has ever made.
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Chuck Norris fell down the stairs and broke somebody elses leg.
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Scientists called it a big bang, Chuck Norris called it an alarm clock.
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Chuck Norris to Major Tom - Stay there.
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The housing market crashed because Chuck thought he was paying too much property tax.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Death has a shadow... Chuck Norris
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Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
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