People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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When raining, Chuck Norris doesn't need an umbrella , he can dodge the rain drops.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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He opens the door then turns the handle.
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Some people break the laws of the state, Chuck Norris breaks the laws of physics.
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Chuck Norris won the London Marathon in 2005 while sunbathing in California.
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Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience.
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When Chuck Norris was kidnapped by aliens he did experiments on them.
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Chuck actually died four years ago, but the Grim Reaper can't get up the courage to tell him.
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It takes a master to shoot a fly from a hundred Paces, but it takes a Chuck Norris to roundhouse-kick one from a thousand.
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Chuck Norris's motorcycle has 4WD.
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