People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Obama said, "Yes we can." Chuck Norris says, "I already did.".
When Chuck Norris runs backwards during a fight, it may seem like he's retreating. He's not. He's just attacking from another direction.
Chuck Norris can ski up a mountain.
Chuck Norris can finish Mario Bros without using the jump button.
Chuck Norris lights campfires with fire ants.
Mess with Chuck Norris, you get roundhouse kicked.
When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
Chuck Norris didn't have a mum or dad, he created himself.
Chuck Norris doesn't check under his bed for monsters, monsters check on top of the bed to see if Chuck Norris is sleeping.