People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris can bend light with a roundhouse kick.
Chuck Norris is the meaning of life. Too bad he's also the meaning of death.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Adamantium may be hard but Chuck Norris is harder.
Chuck Norris never actually roundhouse kicks anyone, the world just spins underneath him when he lifts his legs.
911 calls Chuck Norris for emergency.
One day Chuck Norris went into Wal Mart. The clerk told him to have a nice day. The next day the clerk was found dead. The police asked Chuck Norris if he killed her and he said yes so they asked him why. He said " Nobody tells Chuck Norris what to do"
Chuck Norris grew a beard at the age of eighteen. Twice.
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Chuck Norris doesn't have an ATM PIN – the machine just spits out cash – at every bank!