People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard.
They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
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When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.
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Chuck Norris can solve the Towers of Hanoi in one move.
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Many years ago Chuck Norris and a brown bear had a fight.
The loser had to go live in the north pole.
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Chuch Norris doesn't make threats, he makes promises.
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Chuck Norris found the 51st shade of gray.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need to change the past.
He has never made any mistakes.
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Q: What do a bungee jump cord and a hooker have in common?
A: If the rubber breaks you're screwed.
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Chuck Norris can kill your imaginary friends.
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Chuck Norris once ate a whole bucket of sleepng pills and it managed to make him yawn.
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Night time... when Chuck Norris tells the sun it's time for bed.
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