People with Pogonophobia (fear of beards) do not fear Chuck Norris beard. They are too scared of his entire existance to focus on 1 part.
Chuck Norris always knows where x is.
Chuck Norris can set water on fire. He can also set fire on water.
Chuck Norris can stop the music.
The Grimm Reaper fears the day Chuck Norris comes for him.
Chuck Norris can tap dance though a mine field... wearing clown shoes.
The Swiss army uses a Chuck Norris knife.
Chuck Norris can locate the nowhere.
Once an email was sent from LA to Washington. Chuck Stopped it at St. Louis.
After being shot by a criminal, Chuck Norris said... "that tickles".
Chuck Norris once walked into my house and I was fined for trespassing.