Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Chuck Norris can check out books from the Library of Congress.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris once bench pressed an 18 wheeler.
With him inside it.
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In an average living room there are 1,242 objects Chuck Norris could use to kill you, including the room itself.
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People say "bless you" when you sneeze because Chuck Norris might catch your soul.
It's a myth.
Chuck Norris can take your soul whenever he wants.
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Chuck Norris dosent swim, water just likes him.
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Chuck Norris was the reason E.T. went home.
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Chuck Norris Avenged the Avengers.
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Chuck Norris can cut a saw with a wood board.
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