Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The next day, the Nazis surrendered...
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Prisons keep criminals safe from Chuck Norris, for now.
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Chuck Norris doesnt walk, the earth moves under his feet.
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If Chuck Norris gets a question wrong, it is right.
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