Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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The second hardest element in the universe is Chuck Norris.
The first only comes into existance when Chuck gets excited.
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Chuck Norris doesn't jump. He moves the ground away from him.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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Lays chips claims "No one can eat just one".
Wrong.
Chuck Norris ate ONE, laughed then ate a whole bag of Doritos.
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Chuck Norris won a guitar battle with a violin.
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The reason Waldo hides is because he saw Chuck Norris looking for him.
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Chuck Norris one checked the Library of Congress for typos during his lunch hour.
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While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
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On his birthday, Chuck Norris randomly selects one lucky child to be thrown into the sun.
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Chuck Norris' dog is trained to pick up his own poop because Chuck Norris will not take shit from anyone.
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