Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris can see at least 3 extra colors.
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Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris once gave a man the Hiemlich Manuever.
That man still holds the record for most bones broken.
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Chuck Norris can in fact eat water.
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"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
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Chuck Norris can win a football game by spiking a tennis ball over a volleyball net.
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Some people can ride their bikes with no handle bars.
But chuck norris can ride his handlebars with no bike.
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Chuck Norris once ate four 30lb bowling balls without chewing.
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Chuck Norris doesn't push someone out of the way of a car, he pushes the car out of the way of the person.
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