Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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They say that "You can't cheat Death", but Chuck Norris can beat it fairly.
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Chuck Norris could stab you with a worm.
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If looks could kill they would be called Chuck Norris.
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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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Chuck Norris's tombstone will say, "He's finally taking a nap, do not wake."
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