Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Chuck Norris dosen't need to stand on top of the empire state building to kill someone with a penny.
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Chuck Norris can make a snowman with sand.
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Chuck Norris put his phone on air-plane mode and flew it.
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Ed and Lorraine Warren have the doll Anabelle locked in a glass case in their basement, a priest comes there every week to whisper Chuck Norris's name in its ear.
The doll locked itself in the case upon first hearing the name.
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Chuck Norris only weakness, is weakness, of course!
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Chuck Norris can watch music.
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