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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
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When Chuck Norris watches a horror movie, Chuck Norris dosen't scream, the movie does.
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Chuck never auditioned for Walker Texas Ranger, a camera crew turned up at his house and secretly filmed him.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results. It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris can arrive anywhere without actually leaving.
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He, who laughs last, laughs best. He who laughs at Chuck Norris … dies.
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In the game "Clue", the murder is always committed by Chuck Norris, with a roundhouse kick, in any room he danged well pleases.
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