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Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris
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Chuck Norris was the fourth wise man, who gave baby Jesus the gift of beard, which he carried with him until he died. The other three wise men were enraged by the preference that Jesus showed to Chuck's gift, and arranged to have him written out of the bible. All three died soon after of mysterious roundhouse-kick related injuries.
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When Chuck Norris wants salmon he eats the bear too.
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Chuck Norris doesnt' walk away from explosions, explosions´╗┐ walk away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris doesn't actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
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Ozzy Ozbourne once bit the head off a bat. Not one to be outdone, Chuck Norris bit the head off Batman!
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face. We now have questions.
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Do you know why Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow? You just don't follow him that close!
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Superman can leap tall buildings in a single bound. Chuck Norris just picks the buildings up and moves them out of his way.
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