Chuck Norris can flush a port-a-potty.
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Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
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Chuck Norris donates his beard clippings to the Army so they can make Kevlar vests.
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Chuck Norris never has to wax his skis because they're always slick with blood.
Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
The Joke ended abruptly when after the first knock the door blew up killing the man behind it.
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50Cent used to be called DollarBill but Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked him to the face and now he's half the man he used to be.
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Chuck Norris can put out fire with gasoline.
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When Chuck Norris went to the beach, he gave the ocean a bath.
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During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured.
For torture, they made him eat his own entrails.
He asked for seconds.
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In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job".
That is the story of the universe.
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Chuck Norris once urinated in a semi truck's gas tank as a joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
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