The best jokes about life

A man goes to his doctor after losing a lot of weight. "I feel great, but I have a problem, doctor. I was so fat beforehand that my skin has stretched and stayed that long. Is there anything you can give me?" "Hmm, short of plastic surgery, there is only one alternative. Please take off your clothes." The man strips down. The doctor pulls all his skin upwards and ties it in a ball above his head. "But doctor -- now my navel is in the middle of my forehead!" "True," replies the doctor, "and you should see what you have for a collar and tie."
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What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight. A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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has 40.39 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris doesn't have a beard by choice, even the jaws of life can't cut it.
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J: What did Miley Cyrus eat for Thanksgiving day? A: TWERKY!
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music, Thanksgiving
My life may be a mess but I know the difference between "Your" & "You're"-
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has 39.94 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
How do you caculate the population of Russia? You roll a bottle of vodka down the street.
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has 39.78 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, life
Chuck Norris like life... lucky her.
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I know a lady who blew her man's jimmy off because he wanted to be down with O.P.P. Now he down with No P.P.
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has 39.47 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris lives in a Roundhouse... And his favorite drink is punch...
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, Chuck Norris, life
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