Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Think of the hottest woman.
Chuck Norris did her.
Vote:
What do mopeds and fat ladies have in common?
They're both a great ride until someone sees you on one.
How fast can a women drive? 68 mph.
If she hits 69, she flips over and blows a rod.
Q: Why do fat, ugly women give the best blow jobs?
A: Because they have to!
Q: Do you know what 69 is?
A: It's a good thing screwed up by a period.
A Woman asks a Waiter What is this fly doing in my Ice cream?
The waiter says, "SHIVERING MADAM".
How many women does it take to change a light bulb?
11 - 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it...
Question: How do you fix a woman’s watch?
Answer: You don’t.
There’s a clock on the stove.
If your girlfriend never makes you angry, she is fake. A real one acts like an evil spirit.