The best kids jokes

As a child, I was afreid of ghosts. As I grew up, I realised people are more scary.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: insulting, kids, ugly, vulgar
Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: animal, communication, death, kids, Thanksgiving
Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer? A: They never get old.
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: age, black people, kids, racist
Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra? A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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has 57.73 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
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has 57.28 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: kids
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: driving, kids, money
Please let me know in advance if you want to invite any secret love children to your Father's Day brunch.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, party
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
A man and his little boy were walking through the park when a honeybee landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. The father gave him a lecture about having respect for living things and added, "Just for that you can’t have any honey for two weeks!" Pretty soon a butterfly landed near them. The boy ran over and stomped on it. Again, the father gave him a lecture and added, "Just for that you can’t have any butter for two weeks!" When they got home, they went into the kitchen, and a cockroach ran across the floor. The mother ran over and stomped on it. The boy said to his father, "Well do you want to tell her, or shall I?"
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: animal, dad, kids
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