The best kids jokes

Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
Me and my wife decided that we don't want to have children anymore. So anybody who wants one can leave us their phone number and address and we will bring you one.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: black humor, kids, wife
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ‘But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.’
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.45 % from 135 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
What is a bunny's favorite music? Hip-hop.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: kids
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