The best kids jokes

Q: What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue? A: We have to stick together.
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has 53.69 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: kids
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 53.62 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
Billy was excited about his first day at school. So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after class started, he realized that he desperately needed to go to the bathroom. So Billy raised his hand politely to ask if he could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, but asked Billy to be quick. Five minutes later Billy returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. "I can’t find it," he admitted. The teacher sat Billy down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be able to find it now. Billy looked at the diagram, said "yes" and went on his way. A short while later he returned to the class room and said to the teacher "I still can’t find it." Frustrated, the teacher asked Tommy, a boy who had been at the school for awhile, to help Billy find the bathroom. So Tommy and Billy left the classroom together and five minutes later they both return and sat down at their seats. The teacher asked Tommy "Well, did you find it?" Tommy was quick with his reply. "Oh sure, he just had his boxer shorts on backwards."
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids, school, teacher
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
In the dim and distant past, when life's tempo wasn't so fast, Grandma used to rock and knit, Crochet, tat and babysit. When the kids were in a jam, they could always call on Gram. However, today she's in the gym exercising to keep slim. She's checking the web or surfing the net, sending some e-mail or placing a bet. Nothing seems to stop or block her, now that Grandma's off her rocker.
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has 53.58 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: gym, kids, memory, old people, time
Q: What do you call a sleeping bull? A: A bulldoser.
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has 53.39 % from 99 votes. More jokes about: kids
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
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has 53.18 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
A father went to take his daughter from school. While waiting, he heard her talking with a classmate of hers "I worry so much-..! My dad works 16 hours a day so he can build a dream house for when I grow up. My mom spends her days cooking for me, making deserts and tiding my room so I can have fun. I worry. I’m so worried!" "With that kind of parents you have nothing to worry about," her friend told her. "Yeah, but what if... What if they... What if they... ESCAPE?"
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dad, kids, school, work
Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 53.07 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
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has 52.92 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: kids, military, racist
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