The best kids jokes

How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 56.02 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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has 55.93 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 55.87 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, money
Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: fat, insulting, kids, school, Yo mama
So God is getting a bit bored in heaven, and he asks his archangel Michael, "Michael, I need to get away from it all for a bit. Where should I go to clear my head?" Michael replies, "Well, you could always go to Pluto. You could go create a mountain and ski, have a bit of fun." God says, "No, I don't think so. I don't do so well with the cold, and frostbite was definitely not one of my better creations." The archangels says, "Alright, well you could always try Mercury. It's nice and warm, you could just take a bit of time to relax, get a nice tan." "Michael," God says, "do you see how white I am? I would burn to a crisp." Michael replies, "Alright, well then why don't you go to Earth?" "Fuck that," God says, "last time I went there I got some girl pregnant and I never heard the end of it."
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: geography, god, heaven, kids, sex
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids
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