The best kids jokes

There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. The Black woman said, "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!
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Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."
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Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.
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Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!
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Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.
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Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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Q: What do you call cheese that's not yours? A: Nacho cheese!;)
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Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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