The best kids jokes

Either the woman at the back of the train has two really ugly children, or two seriously cool Pokémons.

"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In a stork?

What did the red light say to the green light? Don't look I'm changing!

Willy: "Mom, are our neighbors very poor people? Mother: "I don't think so, Willy. Why do you ask?" Willy: "Because they made such a fuss when their baby swallowed a coin."

Having past almost 30 years, the same question still bothers him… Why he does not look alike his brothers and parents at all - every single one pretty and he so ugly. He summoned all his courage and decided to ask his mother: "Mom, tell me the truth please, I am adapted, aren’t I?" The mother burst into tears and said: "Yes, my child! But it didn’t work, they returned you back!"

Yo mama so fat when she walked out in August in her yellow sun dress and the kids said mommy its time for school.

Q: What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children? A: If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Why would I buy a pumpkin at the store for $5 when I can drive 30 miles & pay to make my kids walk through a field to pick our own for $27.

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.

A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"