The best kids jokes

Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
There are 3 men on a plane a Mexican an American and a Russian the Mexican says "I hate my country!" And throughs a soup out the window the American says "I hate my country" and throughs a pie out the window. The Russian says "I hate my country!" And throughs a bomb out the window. Then the plane lands and the Mexican sees a kid crying the Mexican says "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "a soup fell on my mom's head and she burnt to death." "I didn't do that" says the Mexican. The American was walking and saw a kid crying "what's wrong kid?" The kid says "my mom was driving and a pie fell on her windshield and drove off a cliff cause she couldn't see!" "I didn't do that" says the American. Then the Russian gets off the plane and saw a kid laughing his head off. The Russian says "what's so funny?" The kid says " daddy farted and the house went BOOM BOOM!"
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has 55.39 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: airplane, black humor, kids, mexican, travel
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why couldn't the witch have children? A: Her husband had a hallow weenie.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, husband, kids
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 55.17 % from 171 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
A woman has twins and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named ‘Amal’. The other goes to a family in Spain; they name him ‘Juan’. Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, ‘But they are twins. If you’ve seen Juan, you’ve seen Amal.’
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, dinosaur, kids
Yo mama so ugly, they use her picture to scare kids straight.
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has 55.11 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
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