The best kids jokes

Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 55.19 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 55.03 % from 180 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work. She said, "Do not open the door for nobody". The boy said, "Okay." So after the mother left a girl came to their house and she said to the boy, "Let me in." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow”" So the girl went to the window and started knocking on it. Once again she said, "Let me in." The boy finally gave up and let her in. So once she got in she said, "Let’s go upstairs." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow." The girl kept asking him so he finally gave up. When his mama came into his room she said, "Get off that girl." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids, work
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Kangaroo 911: "What's your emergency?" Kangaroo: "I can't find my children" Kangaroo 911: "Did you check your pockets?" Kangaroo: "Oh nevermind."
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, customer service, kids
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.71 % from 181 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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has 54.57 % from 211 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: catholic, kids, work, Yo mama
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
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