The best kids jokes

There was a boy and his mother was about to go to work. She said, "Do not open the door for nobody". The boy said, "Okay." So after the mother left a girl came to their house and she said to the boy, "Let me in." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow”" So the girl went to the window and started knocking on it. Once again she said, "Let me in." The boy finally gave up and let her in. So once she got in she said, "Let’s go upstairs." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow." The girl kept asking him so he finally gave up. When his mama came into his room she said, "Get off that girl." The boy said, "I don’t want to, maybe tomorrow!"
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids, work
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
Happy Father's Day to the only person on the planet still willing to employ me.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, work
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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has 54.36 % from 210 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.
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has 54.23 % from 179 votes. More jokes about: black people, kids, racist
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: catholic, kids, work, Yo mama
Kid threw the butter out the window, he wanted to see a butterfly.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: kids
Three kids were smoking behind the shed. "My dad can blow smoke through his nose!" boasted the first. "Ha, mine can blow smoke through this ears!" countered the second boy. "That’s nothing," piped up the third. "My dad can blow smoke through his arse. I know,‘cos I’ve seen the nicotine stains on his undies."
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dad, fart, kids, weed
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 54.04 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
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has 53.90 % from 145 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, time
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