The best kids jokes

One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, communication, kids, wife
Q: What game did the dentist play when she was a child? A: Caps and robbers
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has 54.26 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dentist, game, kids
Bob asks his grandmother: "Granny, tell us, how my sister and me came to life?" "Your sister, Bob, came from heaven and a stork has brought you to us." Bob then, turns to his sister and whispers: "Should we tell her the truth, or should we let her die without knowing…"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: kids
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
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has 54.15 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, kids, Santa
Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, black humor, celebrity, kids
4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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has 54.13 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
An old mountaineer and his young ex-wife were fighting over custody of their children. The mother protested that since she brought her kids into this world, she should retain custody of them. The judge asked the old mountaineer for his side of the story. After a long moment of silence, the mountaineer rose from his chair and asked, "Judge, when I put a quarter in a candy machine and a candy bar comes out, does it belong to me or the machine?"
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has 54.01 % from 206 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, wife
The cop got out of his car and the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. "I've been waiting for you all day," the cop said. The kid replied, "Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could." When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, kids
*Me when I turn 18* Parents: Do this. Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.
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has 53.78 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: kids
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
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has 53.76 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: kids, racist
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