The best kids jokes

Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
Two children are in a doctor’s waiting room, and one of them is crying. "Why are you crying?" asked the other child. "I’m here for a blood test, and they’re going to cut my finger." When he heard this, the other child started to cry. "Why are you crying?" "I’m here for a urine test."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, kids
What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Brothel sprouts.
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids
A husband, who has six children, begins to call his wife “mother of six” rather than by her first name. The wife, amused at first, chuckles. A few years down the road, the wife has grown tired of this. "Mother of six," he would say, "what’s for dinner tonight? Get me a beer!" She gets very frustrated. Finally, while attending a party with her husband, he jokingly yells out, "Mother of six, I think it's time to go!" The wife immediately shouts back, "I'll be right with you, father of four!"
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has 54.83 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: kids, marriage, mean, party
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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has 54.83 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: animal, baby, kids, racist
4-year-old: Why are you my dad? Me: Because I made you. 4: How? Me: ... 4: O.o Me: ... 4: O.O Me: With Legos.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: age, dad, kids
Which is the most confusing day in America? Father's day! 80% don't know whom to wish. Rest 20% are scared someone will come and wish them.
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: ethnic, Fathers day, kids, sex
At a Whitehouse party for past presidents. Michelle Obama caught Barron Trump making faces at Sasha. Michelle walked over to reprimand the child and said, "Barron, when I was a little girl, I was told if that I made ugly faces, it would freeze and I would stay like that." Baron looked up and replied, "Well, Ms. Obama, you can't say you weren't warned."
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has 54.66 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, political, ugly, women
A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?" "Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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has 54.63 % from 126 votes. More jokes about: black people, dirty, kids, party, white people
While having their evening dinner together, a little girl looked up at her father and asked, "Daddy, you're the boss in our family, right?" The father was very pleased to hear it and confidently replied, "Yes my little princess." The girl then continued, "That's because mommy put you in charge, right?"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: dad, family, kids
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