The best kids jokes

Happy Father's Day to the top three most likely candidates.
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, kids, sex, single, women
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days? A: Because then the children have to play inside.
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: animal, kids, weather
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
There was a couple wanted to go out for dinner for their anniversary but they didn’t make it with the babysitter so they had nowhere to leave their little boy! After a lot of talk father came up with an idea! "We will put a vinyl at the pickup deck, something with kid-stories so our little boy will sleep at once and everything will be fine!" "Ok," said the wife. So,that is what they did and went out sure for their plan. After about 2 hours, they arrived back home and listen noise and the boy screaming: "I waaaant,i waaaant,i waaaaant…" They run up to boy’s room and saw the little boy hitting the wall and screaming the same words: "I waaaant!" They wonder about what happened and then they listened to the pickup: "Do you want to listen my story? Do you want to listen my story? Do you want to listen my story?"
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, couple, kids, wife
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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has 51.87 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, military, war
One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
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