The best kids jokes

During the Iraq War, As a soldier was saying good-bye to his family, his five-year-old son, James, held his leg and started pleading not to leave. "No, Daddy, please don't go!" he kept repeating. They were beginning to make a scene when his wife, desperate to calm him, said, "Let Daddy go and I'll take you to get a pizza." Immediately, James loosened his death grip, stepped back and in a calm voice said, "'Bye, Daddy."
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has 52.64 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: family, food, kids, military, war
A three year old walked over to a pregnant lady while waiting with his mother in the doctors office. He inquisitively ask the lady, "Why is your stomach so big?" She replied, "I'm having a baby." With big eyes, he asked, "Is the baby in your stomach?" She said, "He sure is." Then the little boy, with a puzzled look, asked, "Is it a good baby?" She said, "Oh, yes. It's a real good baby." With an even more surprised and shocked look, he asked... "Then why did you eat him?"
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has 52.49 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: kids
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
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has 52.41 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: kids, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
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has 52.38 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: fat, kids, school, Yo mama
You are so old, when you were a kid rainbows were black and white.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: age, kids
One day a mom was cleaning junior's room and in the closet she found a bondage S&M magazine. This was highly upsetting for her. She hid the magazine until his father got home and showed it to him. He looked at it and handed it back to her without a word. She finally asked him, "Well what should we do about this?" Dad looked at her and said, "Well I don't think you should spank him."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian?  A: She liked kids...
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: animal, blonde, doctor, kids
A man and his son went into a store. The kid picked a USA flag and told his dad: "Dad, I want this flag." The man tells him: "Nah, this looks too bright. Check if it's available in a different color."
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has 51.86 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dad, ethnic, kids, stupid
*Me when I turn 18* Parents: Do this. Me: Dobby has no master. Dobby is a free elf.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids
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