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Four year-old Harry, who could tell time, was playing with a wall clock when her grandpa visited. Later, when he was putting on his coat to leave, the grandpa asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, and then answered in a triumphant way, "It's time for you to go, grandpa!"
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What is black and white and red all over? (A panda bear with a sunburn!)
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What do we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners!
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.
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Q: Why do two skunks argue? A: Because they like to kick up a stink.
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A man married an illiterate wife. After two years of marriage, they gave birth to a son called EFe. One day his mother asked him to read is multiplication table and he started immediately but when he reached 4multiply by 4 he mistakingly said 8 they mother angrily slapped him and told him the answer wasn't 8 but 44. The boy cried and reported what happened to the father, the father took him back and angrily told the wife to tell him the correct answer and the woman hurriedly say 4mutiply by 4 is it not 44. The man now calmed down and sai d u are Lucky that you got the answer if not I would have disgraced you here. I hope they are all brilliant.
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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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What kind of rocks do young geologists play with? Marbles.
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"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"
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