The best kids jokes

The town’s local council remarks that the best lawyer in town never made a donation to charity tendency. To convince him, the mayor calls him in his office: Sir, I remarked that you’re revenue reached a number of $600.000. With all these, you never made a donation to the charity... If you looked into my files, did you also remark that my mother is sick, and the medicaments she needs exceed her funds? No... answers mayor. In second place, my brother, war veteran, is condemned in a wheelchair and he’s blind. The mayor started apologizing, but was interrupted: And more, my sister died into a car accident and left tree children orphans. Stunned, the mayor says: I didn’t know, please accept my apologies... But the lawyer continues: I don’t see why I should give you any money, if I don’t ever give them money...
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: health, kids, lawyer, money
When is a door sweet and tasty? When its jammed!
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has 26.98 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp? (A bear-faced lyre!)
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has 26.97 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: kids
What is a baby? "A soft pink thing that makes a lot of noise at one end and has no sense of responsibility at the other."
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has 26.77 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids
There once was two people Lisa and Brian They got married and had a child. The only problem was that the child was only a head, he had no arms, legs or torso. So all his life he was picked on and teased and he always wished he had a body. So when he turned 21 his dad took him to a bar and let him have his first beer ever. When he drank a whole bottle an arm popped out. When he drank more bottles more body parts popped out. After drinking many beers he finally had a whole body. As they left the bar, he was very drunk and was hit by a bus and he died. The moral of the story "Quit while you're a head."
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has 26.75 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, kids, life, marriage
A couple of kids in the South get pulled over for speeding. When the trooper approaches the car, the driver says 'What's the problem, sir?'. The trooper takes out his machined aluminum flashlight and whacks the kid across the head saying 'You don't speak to a state trooper unless you're spoken to'. The trooper writes out the citation and gives it to the driver who responds 'Thanks a lot'. The trooper again gives the kid a dose of the flashlight and says 'When you address a state trooper, you finish your sentence with the word sir'. He then walks over to the passenger side and whacks the other kid with the flashlight. The kid says 'What was that for, sir?' The trooper says 'I was just fulfilling your wish. Y'all wouldn't have gotten 100 yards down this road before you'd have said to your friend, "I wish he'd have hit me with that flashlight", so I fulfilled your wish.'
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has 26.16 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cop, kids
Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip A: When did you turn up?
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has 25.82 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: kids
Four year-old Harry, who could tell time, was playing with a wall clock when her grandpa visited. Later, when he was putting on his coat to leave, the grandpa asked him what time it was. He looked at the clock blankly, and then answered in a triumphant way, "It's time for you to go, grandpa!"
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: kids, time
What is black and white and red all over? (A panda bear with a sunburn!)
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has 25.81 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: kids
What do we do with crude oil? Teach it some manners!
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has 25.74 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: kids
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