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What color is a burp? It's burple!
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What's white, furry, and shaped like a tooth? (A molar bear!)
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape? Breath!!!!
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Two guys meet: "Where were you lost my friend? says one of them." "Well, I took my kids to the zoo..." "And what kind of animals did you see there?" "The tiger... Huge and Scary! Full of stripes... Slowly walking inside the cage. She was “ahgrrr...” "Are you kidding me men? The tiger doesn’t go “ahgrrr..” … She “grrrrsss..”! "Right, ok.. But when you get too close to her face... !"
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What is the hardest part of making shoe fly pie? Putting the shoes on the flies!
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Why is it nice being a baby? It’s a nappy time.
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He used to be a bottle baby, but when he reached the age of ten he pushed the cork out and escaped.
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