The best lawyer jokes

How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...
has 17.55 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
has 17.34 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, lawyer, wife
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
has 14.23 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!
has 12.72 % from 10 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.
has 11.03 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
has 10.08 % from 124 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
has 9.49 % from 123 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lawyer
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