The best lawyer jokes

Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 16.42 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.
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has 10.90 % from 130 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
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has 10.16 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lawyer
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
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has 9.53 % from 114 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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