The best lawyer jokes

A lawyer trying to get tickets to a Broadway show, finally settled for a couple of seats a year in advance. When the exciting night arrived and he sat down in his seat, a woman in front of the lawyer noticed the empty seat next to him and asked why such a valuable commodity was unused. The lawyer replied that his wife couldn't make it. The woman asked him if he didn't have relatives or friends who could have used the seat. He replied, "Oh, they're all at the funeral."
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has 18.64 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: death, funeral, lawyer, wife
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!
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has 16.16 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.
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has 10.82 % from 131 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.
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has 10.07 % from 116 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, lawyer
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
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has 9.44 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: lawyer
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