The best lawyer jokes

Not all the warrants, can be called milky cows, says a lawyer to a colleague of his, some of them are like the mice in the church. Got for as lawyers that we know how to milk the mice...
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving
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Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A: Yes sir, we do.
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Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes? Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
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A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those...
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has 21.85 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: car, lawyer, money, wife
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...
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Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.
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How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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has 19.23 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: animal, god, lawyer
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