The best lawyer jokes

What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid? Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
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Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
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A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
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What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand? Football practice.
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Why don’t you see lawyers on the beach? Cats keep covering them with sand.
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Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes? Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
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Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving
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How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...
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Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.
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Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
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