Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
What can a goose do, a duck can’t, and a lawyer should? Stick his bill up his rear.
What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand? Football practice.
Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes? Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A: His lips are moving
Why don’t you see lawyers on the beach? Cats keep covering them with sand.
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore? A good start...
Q: Officer, who provided this description? A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.