Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties? A: Yes sir, we do.
Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes? Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
A guy was talking with his friend: I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk. Ok, but how about your finances? The lawyer takes care of those...
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A good start!
A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!" The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
Q: What is the ideal weight of a lawyer? A: About three pounds, including the urn.
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck? It was not enough sand...
Q: What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead lawyer in the road? A: There are skid marks in front of the dog.