Why God did made the snake before lawyers? To exercise.
What do you call Satan and a lawyer? Twins!
What is the difference between a lawyer and a vampire? The vampire sucks you’re blood only at midnight!
How come sharks don’t attack lawyers? From professional courtesy.
Q: And do you have a locker in that room? A: Yes sir, I do.
Q: And do you have a lock on your locker? A: Yes sir.
Down in the bayou, Bubba called an attorney and asked, "Is it true they're suin' the cigarette companies for causing people to get cancer? "Yes, Bubba, sure is true." responded the lawyer.