What’s the difference between a lawyer and a spermatozoid?
Only one from 30.000 gets a man.
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving
A command was given to a dog: "SPEAK!"
The dog said in return: "Not without my lawyer present!"
What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand?
Football practice.
Why don’t you see lawyers on the beach?
Cats keep covering them with sand.
Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes?
Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore?
A good start...
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.