Not all the warrants, can be called milky cows, says a lawyer to a colleague of his, some of them are like the mice in the church.
Got for as lawyers that we know how to milk the mice...
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes?
Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
A guy was talking with his friend:
I’ve managed to separate from my wife in common agreement: she gets the house and I get the car and desk.
Ok, but how about your finances?
The lawyer takes care of those...
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore?
A good start...
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.
How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck?
It was not enough sand...
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Why God did made the snake before lawyers?
To exercise.