How come sharks don’t attack lawyers?
From professional courtesy.
Not all the warrants, can be called milky cows, says a lawyer to a colleague of his, some of them are like the mice in the church.
Got for as lawyers that we know how to milk the mice...
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying?
A: His lips are moving
Q: WITH YOUR LIFE? Let me ask you this then officer--do you have a locker room in the police station--a room where you change your clothes in preparation for your daily duties?
A: Yes sir, we do.
What do you call ten lawyers buried up to their necks in the sand?
Football practice.
Why do they bury lawyers in 20ft holes?
Because deep down they’re all really nice guys.
How do you call 5000 lawyers dead at the seashore?
A good start...
How come the lawyer got underground only by his neck?
It was not enough sand...
Q: What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?
A: A good start!
Q: Officer, who provided this description?
A: The officer who responded to the scene.