The best jokes about life

Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
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has 79.96 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life, men, women
Two engineering students were walking across campus when one said,"Where did you get such a great bike?" The second engineer replied,"Well, I was walking along yesterday minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, "Take what you want." The second engineer nodded approvingly. "Good choice; the clothes probably wouldn't have fit."
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has 79.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: business, life, student, women
10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope and Johnny Cash. Now we have no jobs, no hope and no cash.
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has 79.95 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: life
The results of in-depth studies have determined that the most often used sexual position for marriedcouples is the "doggie position". The husband sits up and begs and the wife rolls over and plays dead.
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has 79.91 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: death, husband, life, marriage, sex
A guy joins a monastery and takes a vow of silence: he's allowed to say two words every seven years. After the first seven years, the elders bring him in and ask for his two words. "Cold floors," he says. They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him back in and ask for his two words. He clears his throats and says, "Bad food." They nod and send him away. Seven more years pass. They bring him in for his two words. "I quit," he says. "That's not surprising," the elders say. "You've done nothing but complain since you got here."
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has 79.91 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time, work
It's not the dress that makes you look fat. It's the fat.
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has 79.88 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What did the pencil say to the sharpener? A: Stop going in circles and get to the point.
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, life
A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant. A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster. After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster. The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples. The waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster. The sheik explains, "A genie granted me three wishes. My first wish was to have an endless supply of money. My second wish was to have many beautiful women. And my third wish was to have an insatiable cock."
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has 79.75 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: car, food, life, money, women
Life is like a dick, sometimes it becomes hard for no reason.
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has 79.71 % from 84 votes. More jokes about: dirty, life
On the Internet you can be anything you want. It's so strange that many people choose to be stupid.
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has 79.68 % from 237 votes. More jokes about: internet, life, stupid
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