The best jokes about life

"I really don’t know girl, but I don’t believe in love at first sight!" "Why?" "Because... How can you tell if the man has a good salary at the first sight?"
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I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
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Q: Why are politicians like diapers? A: Both should be changed regularly and for the same reason.
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One day, Bush was talking with Osama Binladen on the phone, they couldn’t trace from where the call was coming from, but Osama said, "I’ve got good news and bad news." Bush replied, "What’s the good news?" "I’m turning myself in," said Osama. "But the bad news is, I’m coming on a plane."
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Every time you're sad, just remember that somewhere out there a tree grew for years and years, but was then destroyed and became material for a Justin Bieber notebook.
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Customer: "Waiter, what’s the meaning of this fly in my tea up?" Waiter: "I wouldn’t know sir, I’m a waiter, not a fortune teller."
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How come the village Guy Fawkes won the Nobel Peace Prize? Cause he was outstanding in his field.
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Where do homeless accountants live? In a tax shelter.
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My dear old dad always said he had two big disappointments in life: the dog ran away and I didn't.
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I really do have a soft spot for my MIL. It's out in the garden behind the garage.
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