The best jokes about life

3 things which change women: 1) I love U 2) I liquidated to your account 3) U have lost weight The last one had been some fatalities!
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has 71.59 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: fat, life, love, money, women
Gordan Ramsey:Theres more smoke in this kitchen than snopp dogg tour bus.
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has 71.56 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, food, life, music
My family says I talk in my sleep but nobody at work has ever mentioned it.
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has 71.55 % from 256 votes. More jokes about: family, life, work
Two friends were having a discussion about their relatives.... "I'll never amount to anything in life..", said the one friend. "In fact, my uncle is the town drunk.." "Well...that's not too bad.", replied the other, trying to console his friend. "Where does your uncle live..?" "New York City..."
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, drunk, life
Do you know what a plateau is? It's the highest form of flattery!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: life
What did the egg say to the boiling water? "How can you expect me to get hard so fast? I just got laid a minute ago."
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, life, time
So the buddhist pulls a gun out of his coat and the vendor says, "Whoa whoa whoa, what about inner peace?". The Buddhist responds "This is my inner piece".
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
If my main parachute doesn't open and my reserve parachute doesn't open, how long till i hit the ground? The rest of your life...
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
Yesterday I tried to catch fog. Mist.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: life
An old man goes into a pharmacy, asks for two Viagra pills and demands that the pharmacist cut them in half. The pharmacist winks at him, "OK, but do you realize they won't be as effective?" The old man says, "Listen sonny, I'm 80 years old. I don't want them for sex. I need them for getting me hard enough so I don't pee on my shoes."
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has 71.41 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, life, old people, sex, viagra
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