The best jokes about life

Define "Egghead": What Mrs. Dumpty gives to Humpty.
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Chuck Norris has a deep and abiding respect for human life... unless it gets in his way.
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Why wouldn't the reporter leave the mashed potatoes alone? He desperately wanted a scoop.
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What's a skunk's philosophy of life? Eat, stink and be merry.
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No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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Q: How is a boss better than a wife? A: A boss at least pays you for making your life miserable.
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Jesus said to John, "Come forth and receive eternal life." He came fifth and received a toaster.
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Wearing a turtleneck shirt is like being strangled by a really weak person all day.
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Q: Why did the Energizer cell go to court? A: For charges of battery.
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We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies. We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
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