The best jokes about life

Q: How do you drown a hipster? A: In the mainstream.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: death, hipster, life
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
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has 63.74 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life, memory
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Grandma: "Why is that dumb piece of cotton candy talking." Me: "Grandma, thats Nikki Minaj."
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
The houseman invited over his boss and partners, for lunch. With them, his little 5year-old daughter was there. "Don’t you want to say the prayers before lunch, so Our Holly Father give us his blessings?," asks the father. "But... I don’t know what to say...," the little girl admits. "Just say what you heard your mommy say last time inside the kitchen!," said her mother to help her. And the girl: "Oh, God! Why in this life, my husband must invite all these people for lunch?"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: food, god, husband, kids, life
Life is like a box of chocolates: A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
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has 63.32 % from 140 votes. More jokes about: food, life, racist
Sherlock Holmes dies and goes to Heaven. There is a brouhaha. Sherlock Holmes asks St. Peter what seems to be the problem. Apparently, Adam has gone 'walkabout' among all the souls. It will take ages to find him. Holmes tracks down Adam, very quickly. The Lord asks Holmes how he recognized Adam among the millions of souls, without ever having met him. "Elementary, my dear God, he has no navel."
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, god, heaven, life
If you can't say something nice, say it in French.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
Somebody stole my mood ring and I'm not quite sure how I feel about that..
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: life
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