The best jokes about life

No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
A Mormon Family, one Monday evening, sat around the fire place and was discussing Church Finances, that included paying Tithing to the Bishop. Their little five year old boy heard this, than ran to his bedroom, grabbed his piggy bank, went to the Mormon Bishop's home and poured the contents of the piggy bank onto the Bishop's desk. The Bishop asked, "Is this your tithing?" the little boy said, "No Bishop." The Bishop than asked him, "Is this your Fast Offering?" The little boy again said, "No Bishop." The Mormon Bishop had a puzzeled look about him, and than asked, "If this is not your tithing or not your Fast Offering, than What is it?" The little boy said, "It's for you, Bishop, Mommy and Daddy just told me that you are the poorest Bishop that we have had."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: church, family, life
Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor." Doctor: "Are you thirsty?" Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Nothing beats a woman with a beautiful singing voice. Except for Chris Brown.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beauty, celebrity, life, music, women
I went to the psychiatrist, and he says "You're crazy." I tell him I want a second opinion. He says, "Okay, you're ugly too!"
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
Two politician are having lunch together, all of a sudden one stood up and shouted, "Your lying." The other replied, "I know but just hear me out."
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life, political
Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
I read that India launched a rocket to Mars the other day. That seems like a strange place to put a call center.
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has 62.14 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: life
What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor? Make me one with everything.
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has 62.10 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: life
Hilary Clinton, George Bush, Sarkozy, a boy and a monk were stuck on a plane that is falling fast. They are 5 but there are only 4 parachutes. Hilary said "I'm a woman, you cant leave a woman on a plane to die" so she took one and jumped. Bush said "I'm the smartest in the world, every one needs me" he took one and jumped. Sarkozy blabbed something in french that no one understood, he took one and jumped. The monk tells the boy "You take the last parachute, let me die" the boy said "Why? We can both jump." "How is that?" said the monk. The boy replies, "Because the so called smartest man Bush took my school bag and jumped!"
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has 61.92 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: airplane, life, political, school
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