The best jokes about life

No! You don't have "Bad luck". You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: insulting, life, stupid
Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised? A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: divorce, life
Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life
Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?" Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?" "We made copies of all the receipts!"
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: life, political, stupid
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 62.88 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road? A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
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