How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.