No!
You don't have "Bad luck".
You have low IQ and you make bad decisions.
Q: What's the distinction between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you dispose of the entire prick.
Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
Q:Why is a doctor always calm.
A: Because it has a lot of patients.
A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway: "Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?"
Pres says "You think we’re stupid boy?"
"We made copies of all the receipts!"
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital.
A senior consultant had to pull them apart.
"What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily.
"It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one.
"He's only got 2 days to live."
"He had to be told." said the second doctor.
"I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
Ignorance can be educated.
Crazy can be medicated.
But there is no cure for stupidity...
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony?
A: Look for sesame seed buns.
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
Q: Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?
A: Cause it got stuck in a crack.