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How long does it take a Mexican to build a, holy shit they're done!
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What's the fastest thing in the world? A beer truck driving through an Indian reserve. What's the second fastest thing in the world? The Indians running after it.
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Is Snoop serious? Or is Snoop Lion?
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Stevie Wonder recently told his wife that he wants to see other people.
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What is height of Fashion? Dhoti with a zip.
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When do cannibals cook you? On Fried-days.
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Once, on the set of Walker Texas Ranger, a goat fell over dead. Chuck Norris ran up to the goat and beard rubbed it back to life.
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Chuck Norris is not cool. By saying that, I have decreased my life to 5 seco...
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One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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What do you call an intelligent man in America? A tourist.
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