The best jokes about life

Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: life
What do you call it when Miley Cyrus falls down? Hoe-Down.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
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has 61.19 % from 89 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: She will "let it go let it go".
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: life, music
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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has 60.93 % from 71 votes. More jokes about: life
The first half of life if ruined by your parents, the second by your kids.
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has 60.85 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: life
Womens are like computer virus... they ENTER your life... SEARCH your pocket... SHIFT your balance ... CONTROL your life... when you become an old version DELET you from the system
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has 60.84 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: computer, IT, life, money, women
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life
Taylor swift: so he calls me up and he's all like "I still love you" and I'm like... Wait, is this Connor, Patrick, Joe, Luca, Taylor, John, Cory, Toby, Jake, Garret, Eddie, or Harry?
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, love, music
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