The best jokes about life

Knock Knock. Who's there? Opportunity. Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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has 64.05 % from 143 votes. More jokes about: knock-knock, life
What Liberals & Conservatives Generally Do In Certain Situations If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: life
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
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has 64.05 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: animal, food, god, life
One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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has 63.81 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: business, life, math, time, women
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, easter, life, Santa
Q: What's in the wardrobe? A: Narnia business.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: business, life
One day a black white and Asian got arrested but the cop said if u can say green pink and yellow in a sentence, then u won't go to jail. The black didn't know what to say so he went to jail. The white said "well white guys are pink....." but the cop said wrong order so he went to jail. So the Asian guy said "well the phone go Green green so i pink up the phone and say yellow"
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: What’s the definition of a pessimist? A: A pessimist is a well-informed optimist.
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has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
Chuck Norris was born in a house he build himself.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Q: Why are gays so happy? A: Becuase the luck does not have the courage turning back to them.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, life
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