The best jokes about life

Accordion to research, 9 out of 10 people don't notice when you replace words with random musical instruments.
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A man goes skydiving. After a fantastic free fall he pulls the rip cord to open his parachute but nothing happens. He tries everything but can't get it open. Just then another man flies by him, going UP. The skydiver yells, "Hey, you know anything about parachutes? The man replies, "No, you know anything about gas stoves?
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Religion is a lot more like politics. The only difference is that with religion you get to confess your own sins.
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Paddy got a job as a road line-painter. He paints 5 miles on the first day, 2 miles on the second day and 1 on the third day. "You get worse and worse every day!" yelled his boss. "That is because the bucket gets further and further away every day." said Paddy.
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I thought I was at a Nicki Minaj concert for 20 minutes before I realized I was just watching a homeless man yell at a pigeon.
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One attractive young businesswoman to another over lunch: "My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time, and avoid multiplying."
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Life is a car wash … and I’m on a bicycle.
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you put another dish in the sink.
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Mary's father has 5 daughters, 1. Nana 2. Nono 3. Nini 4. Nene What is the fifth daughters name?
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