The best jokes about life

Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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Q:Why is a doctor always calm. A: Because it has a lot of patients.
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
Two junior doctors were involved in a fight in the hospital. A senior consultant had to pull them apart. "What's all this about?" asked the consultant angrily. "It's the Tax Inspector in C ward," said one. "He's only got 2 days to live." "He had to be told." said the second doctor. "I know," said the first, "but I wanted to be the one to tell him!"
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: doctor, hospital, life, tax
If they bring shrimp home on shrimp boats, fish home on fish boats, and clams home on clam boats, what do they bring crabs home on? The Captains Dinghy!
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal, fish, life
"I'm sorry" and "I apologize" mean the same thing. Except at a funeral.
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has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: funeral, life
Slept like a log last night........ Woke up in the fireplace.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life
Have you heard of the new Obama happy meal at Mcdonalds? It comes with a promise that you'll get a toy someday.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: food, life, political
If you make a list of 10 things Chuck Norris cannot do, he will appear at your house and perform them all. Your life may be forfeit.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
What Liberals & Conservatives Generally Do In Certain Situations If a conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed. If a conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't` eat meat. If a liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone. If a conservative sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy. If a liberal sees a foreign threat, he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good. If a conservative reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh. A liberal will delete it because he's "offended".
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has 59.41 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: life
Google is setting up a new search engine to answer life's difficult and most complex questions with the response always being the same... Chuck Norris.
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has 59.31 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT, life
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