The best jokes about life

Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope? A:Just skip it.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life
Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor." Doctor: "Are you thirsty?" Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: doctor, life
A guy shows up late for work. The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!" he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
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has 60.35 % from 67 votes. More jokes about: life
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast? A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
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has 60.28 % from 64 votes. More jokes about: geography, life, republican
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while." The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: doctor, health, life
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life, music
'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: life
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old. I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance? When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: age, family, geography, life, money
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry? A: Never lick the spoon!
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has 59.95 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, life
A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''
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has 59.80 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: life
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