Q:Did you hear the joke about the rope?
A:Just skip it.
Patient: "May I have a glass of water, doctor."
Doctor: "Are you thirsty?"
Patient: "No… I just wanted to check whether my throat leaks."
A guy shows up late for work.
The boss yells "You should have been here at 8:30!"
he replies: "Why? What happened at 8:30?"
Q: Why do Republicans avoid living on the West Coast?
A: They're scared to live that close to the edge of the Earth.
Vote:
A man walks into the doctors and the doctor says, "I've not seen you for a while."
The man replies, "Yes, I've been ill."
Why does Rick Ross rap about cars when he cant fit in them.
'My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We'll see about that.''
When we moved to the US I was 8 years old.
I remember asking my father if I can have an allowance?
When he asked me what that was, I said you're allowed to give me money.
Q: What is the most important rule in chemistry?
A: Never lick the spoon!
A sandwich walks into a bar.
The barman says ''Sorry we don't serve food in here''