The best jokes about life

Doctor: "And how is it going with your old ailment, Mr Smith?" Patient: "Very well, I've been divorced for half a year now."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: divorce, doctor, life, relationship
Chuck Norris has found what U2 are looking for.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, music
Ignorance can be educated. Crazy can be medicated. But there is no cure for stupidity...
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life
Big inspection on a build site/yard. The boss tells the workers : what ever happens just act as usual. The inspection committee were inspecting when a wall just colapses. -(Worker looking at his watch) : 10:15, just on time
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life, time, work
Q: How do you find Ronald McDonald in a nudist colony? A: Look for sesame seed buns.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, life
Without you I can't breath. I love you so much my nose.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: life, love
If life hands you lemons, break out the tequila!
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
Which runs faster, hot or cold? Hot. Everyone can catch cold.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: life
My yoga instructor says I need to work on my breathing. But I mean, 41 years, still alive. I kinda got it.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: age, life, sport
An architect, an artist and an engineer were discussing whether it was better to spend time with the wife or a mistress. The architect said he enjoyed time with his wife, building a solid foundation for an enduring relationship. The artist said he enjoyed time with his mistress, because of the passion and mystery he found there. The engineer said, "I like both." "Both?" Engineer: "Yeah. If you have a wife and a mistress, they will each assume you are spending time with the other woman, and you can go to the plant and get some work done."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life, relationship, time, wife
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