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Whats the difference between a jeweler and a jailer? One sells watches and one watches cells.
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Two truck drivers trying to drive under a bridge. Driver, "Oh no, the height of bridge is 2.7m and our truck is 3m." 2nd driver, "it's ok, just go, there is no cops around."
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Patient: "Doctor, I feel there are two of me." Doctor: "Very well, I shall see you, one at a time."
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A patient to his friend: "I am taking rest cure." Friend: "What do you do?" Patient: "I sit every day for three hours in the waiting room of a very busy doctor."
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It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: life
Teens are at an awkward stage in their lives. They know how to make phone calls they just don't know how to end them.
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What do you call a truck full of dildos? Toys for Twats.
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has 56.77 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: car, gay, life, masturbation
-How is Ruth? -Not sure. I broke up with her last month. -Oh no. You're so Ruthless. -And how long have you been waiting to use that? -I'd rather not say.
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Too stupid to understand science? Try religion!
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Q: If Dan Quayle, Bob Packwood and Bill Clinton participated in a spelling contest, who would win? A: Dan Quayle. He's the only one who knows that "harass" is one word.
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