The best mean jokes

"Anton, do you think I'm a bad mother?" "My name is Paul."
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: family, mean
A lawyer was asked if he likes to become a Jehovah's Witness. He declined, as he hadn't seen the accident, but replied that he would still be interested in taking the case.
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, lawyer, mean, money, religious
I lost 125 pounds. It took me a long time, and it cost me a lot of money, but I finally divorced the bitch!
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has 70.92 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: divorce, mean, money, time
The July temperature in Joplin climbed over the one hundred mark. Despite the scorching heat, Bozell was outside painting his house. A passerby stopped for a moment to watch him and then asked, "How cum yer wearin' two jackets?" "'Cause," said the redneck, "the directions on the can say ta put on two coats!"
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, redneck, vulgar, weather
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 70.75 % from 65 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 69.86 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
Harry's wife says, "Harry, do these jeans make my ass look like the side of the house?" He says, "No, our house isn't blue."
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: communication, marriage, mean
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
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