The best mean jokes

Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 70.35 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window. "We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded. I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich. "I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, customer service, food, mean, time
Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mean, time, vulgar, work
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
I got so fed up with trick or treaters at Halloween that in the end I turned the lights out and pretended I wasn't in. Forget the ships. My lighthouse, my rules...
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Halloween, life, mean, travel, work
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 69.85 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 69.30 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: husband, mean, sex, wife
Q: What happens when you give Viagra to lawyers? A: They grow taller!
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has 68.81 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: insulting, lawyer, mean, viagra
Q: VWhy didn't the fixed dog cross the road? A: Because he didn't have the balls to do it.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dog, mean
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