The best mean jokes

Q: If Bigamy is having one wife too much, what is Monogamy? A: The Same!
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: marriage, mean, wife
Q: How are women and tornadoes alike? A: They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they go.
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has 71.43 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: mean, weather, women
Most of our music store customers have a story about their old vinyl collection. Once, a man asked how much a record cost. My coworker quoted him the price, then added, "But there's a surcharge if we have to listen to how your mother made you throw out all your old vinyl records."
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has 71.25 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: customer service, family, mean, money, music
Boy: "Hi, my name is Milk. I'll do your body good." Girl: "Sorry, I'm Lactose intolerant!"
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has 71.15 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: flirt, health, mean, men, women
An IRS agent is lying on his psychiatrist's couch bemoaning the fact that everyone in the world hates him. "Nonsense", says his doctor. "Everyone in the world doesn't hate you. Everyone in the United States, perhaps, but certainly not everyone in the world."
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: accountant, doctor, geography, mean
Q: What's the worst part about sex? A: When they wake up!
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has 70.84 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: mean, sex
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: math, mean, school
Two Reasons why it's so hard to solve a redneck murder: Firstly, the DNA all matches and secondly, there are no dental records.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: death, dentist, life, mean, redneck
Two skunks observed a deer hunter sneaking through the woods with a rifle. "I hope he's not going to shoot at us," said one skunk. The second skunk bowed his head and said, "Let us spray."
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal, disgusting, hunting, mean
Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, mean, men, wife
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