The best mean jokes

This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: driving, mean, time, wine, women
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, management, mean, office, phone
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.52 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Q: How long does it take for a workplace bully to come up with a patentable new invention? A: It depends: If the designer's desk drawer is locked, about 5 minutes, otherwise, under a minute.
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: black humor, mean, time, vulgar, work
Boy: "You know unlike all these other guys, I can make you really happy" Girl: "Why are you leaving?"
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
A guy and a girl are roommates in college. The girl goes to a frat party, brings home another guy, fucks him, and then decides the next morning that she likes her roommate and therefore it's not going to work out. After her fling left, her roommate came up to her and: Him: "I think I found my soulmate in you..." Her: "Really?!" Him: "Yeah... uh... that guy you brought home last night?" Her: "Oh yeah. I don't care about him anymore." Him: "Great! So he's available?"
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: college, communication, gay, love, mean
My wife said to me, "For our anniversary I want to go somewhere I've never been before." So I said, "Try the kitchen!"
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has 69.28 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, communication, marriage, mean, travel
I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: car, mean, women
You are in my heart, you are in my blood, you are in all my body. Alas, my doc says: "You are a parasite!"
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has 68.63 % from 158 votes. More jokes about: doctor, flirt, health, mean, romantic
Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, mean
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