The best mean jokes

Me driving by a Taco Bell. Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Two weeks later: Sign: Now Hiring Managers. Background Checks Required.
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has 66.46 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: food, management, mean
I stopped understanding math when the alphabet decided to get involved.
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has 66.21 % from 66 votes. More jokes about: math, mean, school
A waiter walks up to a table of old ladies eating their lunch and asks, "Is anything OK?"
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has 66.10 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food, mean, old people
I went to a pharmacy and asked for a black condom. Manager wondered and asked me, "why black sir?" "My friend's husband died; I want to console her," I said.
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has 66.01 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, marriage, mean, relationship, sex
Q: What has 12 arms, 12 legs, and 12 eyes? A: 12 pirates.
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has 65.88 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: mean, pirate
Bertie comes sadly to his mommy and says, "Mom, the kids have been mean to me. They keep teasing me that my feet are too big. Please tell me honestly. Are my feet to big?" "Of course not, Bertie. Now go put your shoes in the garage, the dinner is ready."
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has 65.80 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: kids, mean, ugly
Kid to her mother: "If you hurt me I'll make you pregnant by a needle." Mother: "How? My sweet it isn't possible." Kid: "I'll insert the needle to daddy's condom!"
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has 65.76 % from 157 votes. More jokes about: baby, kids, mean, sex, vulgar
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 65.20 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
"Open wider." requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Dear God!" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc!" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice." "I didn't!" said the dentist. "That was the echo."
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has 65.19 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: dentist, doctor, mean
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