Not the people who posted this sign at a bookstore that was going out of business: "Sorry, no public restroom. Try amazon.com."
This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
Single and ready to get nervous around anyone I find attractive.
On the first day of the deer hunting season, a hunter fell out of a deer stand and broke both his legs. "Why couldn't this happen on my last day of hunting?!" the hunter cried to the doctor. "It did," the doctor replied.
Q: How was break dancing invented? A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
Sorry, I'm late. I was trying to think of ways to get out of this.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.
My girlfriend has incredible sexual skills. I almost had a heart attack when I saw the video!