The best mean jokes

Husband says: "When I'm gone you'll never find another man like me". Wife replied: "What makes you think I'd want another man like you!"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: communication, husband, mean, men, wife
Q: What would it be a good idea for you to do after a man takes your wife? A: Let him keep her!
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: mean, men, wife
Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave 'To my one and only love'." The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."
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has 72.39 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: love, mean, relationship, romantic, Valentines day
Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.
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has 72.29 % from 115 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, ugly, Yo mama
I decided to grab a burger at a drive-thru. There were no cars in sight, so I rolled up to the pay window. "We're still serving breakfast. And you have to order at the speaker," the clerk scolded. I drove all the way around the building to the squawk box and ordered a breakfast sandwich. "I'm sorry," she said, "we are now serving lunch."
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: car, customer service, food, mean, time
Son: "Mommy why doesn't Gandhi have hair?" Mom: "Because he never lies." Son: "Ohh now I see why ladies have long hair."
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, insulting, kids, mean, women
Two friends, Jenny and Jinny were thinking what to play during the afternoon. For a long time, they could not decide upon any game. Suddenly, Jenny had an idea. She turned to Jinny and said excitedly. "Let's play schools". "OK!" said Jinny. "But I'm going to be absent."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: friendship, game, mean, school, time
This woman was driving home in Northern Arizona, when she saw an elderly Navajo woman walking on the side of the road. She stopped the car and asked the woman if she'd like a ride. The woman thanked her and got in the car. After a few minutes, the Navajo woman noticed a brown bag on the back seat and asked the driver what was in the bag. The driver said, "It's a bottle of wine. I got it for my husband." The Navajo woman thought for a moment, then said, "Good trade."
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has 71.76 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: driving, mean, time, wine, women
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
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has 71.53 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: food, mean, ugly, Yo mama
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
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has 71.36 % from 87 votes. More jokes about: internet, IT, kids, mean, technology