The best jokes about men

Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
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Two guys are walking down the street when a mugger approaches them and demands their money. They both grudgingly pull out their wallets and begin taking out their cash. Just then one guy turns to the other and hands him a bill. "Here’s that $20 I owe you," he says.
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After being away on business, Tim thought it would be nice to bring his wife a little gift. "How about some perfume?" he asked the cosmetics clerk. She showed him a $50.00 bottle. "That’s a bit much," said Tim, so she returned with a smaller bottle for $30.00. "That’s still quite a bit," Tim complained. Growing annoyed, the clerk brought out a tiny $15.00 bottle. "What I mean," said Tim, "is I’d like to see something really cheap." The clerk handed him a mirror.
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Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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Women prefer the simple things in life… like men.
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What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.
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Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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