The best jokes about men

Q: Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A: They already have boyfriends.
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has 72.49 % from 161 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 72.48 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
A plane is descending rapidly from the air, and the passengers are all scared stiff. Suddenly a women near the front of the plane stands up and takes off her shirt. She proceeds to yell, "Is there a man on this plane that can make me feel like a REAL woman before I die?!" She continues to yell this for about ten minutes before a man in the very back takes a stand. He proceeds to say "Yeah I can make you feel like a woman." He then takes off his shirt and throws it towards her and says, "Here! Iron this!"
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men
A guy walks into an antique store and buys a grandfather clock, he walks out of the shop with it and accidentally walks into a drunk guy. (they both fall over and the clock gets smashed to bits) The guy says to the drunk, "Why don't you watch where your going?" and the drunk says, "Why don't you carry a wrist watch like everybody else?"
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: Why the men's voice is louder than women? A: men have an antenna!
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has 72.04 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, women
This could be considered the ideal world for many men: His son on the cover of a box of Wheaties. His mistress in the centerfold of Playboy. A picture of his wife on the milk carton.
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has 71.97 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: beauty, black humor, family, life, men
A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Wife says, "I would take half and leave you". Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now f*ck off!
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, wife
A man is moaning to his mate that he never has any luck with pulling women. His mate tells him he has a chat up line that never fails, no matter how good looking the women are he always ends up in bed with them. Great says his mate, what is it! Just walk up to any woman you fancy and say, "Excuse me love, could I ask your opinion! Does this damp piece of cloth smell like chloroform to you?"
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 71.52 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
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