The best jokes about men

Doc, says Steve, "I want to be castrated." "What on Earth for?" "It's something I've been thinking about for a long time. If you don't do it, I'll just go to another doctor." "OK, but it's against my better judgment." Steve has his operation. The next day he walks down the hospital corridor very slowly, legs apart, with his drip stand. Heading toward him is another patient walking exactly the same way. "Hi there," says Steve, "It looks as if you've just had the same operation as me." "Yeah," says the patient, "I finally decided I'd like to be circumcised." Steve's eyes widen in horror, "Oh no! That's the word!"
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Husband admiring his body in the mirror says to wife "look at that, 14 stones of pure dynamite !" Wife replies "yeah, shame about the 2 inch fuse..."
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A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Wife says, "I would take half and leave you". Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now f*ck off!
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently. “I think you bring me bad luck.”
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has 68.72 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: business, health, husband, men
They say the surest way to a man's heart is through the stomach. But personally, I find going through the ribcage a lot easier.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: black humor, food, love, men
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 68.50 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
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has 68.33 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: men
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