The best jokes about men

4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China." The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bar, men
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 69.34 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
A Knight was getting ready for the crusade. Ha turned to his friend and told him: "My fiancée is the most beautiful girl in the world and I can't imagine her being with someone else, while I'm gone. You're my best friend and I trust you. Here's the key for her chastity belt. In case I never get back, unlock her and set her free." When the crusade Knights were a mile away from the village, the Knight gets an urgent message: "Mate, You Gave Me The Wrong Key!"
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has 69.31 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it. A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: husband, men, wife
Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
There once was a fellow from Kent Who had such a long instrument. To stay out of trouble He folded it double. And instead of coming he went.
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has 69.05 % from 6 votes. More jokes about: men
There's 3 army generals and the government decides to pay them any way they want measured. First guy says measure from the tip of my toe to the end of my finger. So they do and its 73 inches so they pay him $730,000. The second guy does the same and gets paid $650,000. The third guy goes measure from the tip of my penis to the back of my balls. They say OK drop your pants, so he does and they measure. "You have no balls" they say. "Yes I do," he replies, "they're still in Vietnam.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men
What does a man make best for dinner? Reservations.
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has 68.77 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: men
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