The best jokes about men

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: men, women
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 68.90 % from 163 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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has 68.80 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What would men do if they had breasts? A: They'd stay at home and play with them all day.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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has 68.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
I hear Taylor Swift's ex boyfriends are collabing on a new single called "Maybe You're The Problem".
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has 68.60 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music, relationship
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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has 68.45 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient’s daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women’s brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
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has 68.38 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: age, family, men, money, women
Three women were sitting around throwing back a few drinks and talking about their sex lives. Karen said, "I call my husband the dentist because nobody can drill like he does." Joanne giggled and confessed, "I call my husband the miner, because of his incredible shaft." Kathy quietly sipped her whiskey until Joanne finally asked, "Well, what do you call your boyfriend?" Kathy frowned and said, "The postman." Looking puzzeled Joanne asked, "Why the postman?" "Because… he always delivers late and half the time it’s in the wrong box."
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has 68.26 % from 52 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, husband, men, sex, women
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