The best jokes about men

Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.79 % from 105 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?" The man replies, "No my dog doesn't." The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 69.44 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
What do a clitoris, an anniversary, and a toilet have in common? Men always miss them.
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has 69.28 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: anniversary, men, sex
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 69.25 % from 136 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
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has 69.19 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman’s husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he came to, he motioned for her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, “You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side… You know what?” “What dear?” She asked gently. “I think you bring me bad luck.”
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has 69.14 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: business, health, husband, men
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 68.99 % from 142 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
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has 68.82 % from 159 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
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