The best jokes about men

What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man? A rumor.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage? Because they are tired of using their own.
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has 70.40 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men, women
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. “Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fags in America?” comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies, “I don’t know.” The other trucker says ” You and your brother.” Well the Roadway driver gets annoyed but the other driver tells him “It’s just a joke – tell it to the next truck you see.” Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees another truck. He gets on the CB and says “Hey other truck, do you know who the two biggest fags in the world are?” The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?” The roadway driver replies “Me and my brother.”
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has 70.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: life, men
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman was paying for some items in a supermarket - a pint of milk, a packet of bacon, a small bag of rice and a few vegetables. The man at the checkout said, "I bet you're single, aren't you?" "Well yes, I am," the woman replied. "How did you know?" "Because you're really ugly," replied the man.
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has 69.99 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, single, ugly, women
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
A man ask his wife, "What would you do if I won the lottery?" Wife says, "I would take half and leave you". Man says, "Great! I have won a tenner, here a fiver now f*ck off!
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has 69.86 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
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has 69.69 % from 127 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
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