The best jokes about men

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom.
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has 70.02 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: men, women
How does a man take a bubble bath? He eats beans for dinner.
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has 70.01 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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has 69.96 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Boy: "Hey baby, what's your sign?" Girl: "Do Not Enter!"
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has 69.96 % from 98 votes. More jokes about: flirt, mean, men, women
Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..."
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has 69.93 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, mean, men, women
Warning ladies! Never trust a man who calls you "SEXY". This is why. When he removes the letter 'Y' it means you're down for "SEX". After sex, he will remove the letter "S" and start calling you his "EX".
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 69.85 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
Q: What was the first word out of Adam's mouth when he first saw Eve? A: Whoa man! Thus, the word "woman" was created.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, communication, men, women
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog. One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?" The man replies, "No my dog doesn't." The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man. "Thats not my dog", replied the other.
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has 69.55 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men
A Roadway driver is driving east on Route 66 he sees a truck driving west and the CB crackles to life. “Hey Roadway driver, who are the two biggest fags in America?” comes from the CB. The Roadway driver replies, “I don’t know.” The other trucker says ” You and your brother.” Well the Roadway driver gets annoyed but the other driver tells him “It’s just a joke – tell it to the next truck you see.” Well the Roadway driver drives for about an hour and finally sees another truck. He gets on the CB and says “Hey other truck, do you know who the two biggest fags in the world are?” The other trucker says, “I don’t know, who?” The roadway driver replies “Me and my brother.”
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has 69.39 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: life, men
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