The best jokes about men

Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
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has 70.73 % from 69 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, party, women
The patient’s family gathered to hear what the specialists had to say. "Things don’t look good. The only chance is a brain transplant. This is an experimental procedure. It might work, but the bad news is that brains are very expensive, and you will have to pay the costs yourselves." "Well, how much does a brain cost?" asked the relatives. "For a male brain, $500,000. For a female brain, $200,000." Some of the younger male relatives tried to look shocked, but all the men nodded because they thought they understood. A few actually smirked. But the patient’s daughter was unsatisfied and asked, "Why the difference in price between male brains and female brains?" "A standard pricing practice," said the head of the team. "Women’s brains have to be marked down because they have actually been used."
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: age, family, men, money, women
A Knight was getting ready for the crusade. Ha turned to his friend and told him: "My fiancée is the most beautiful girl in the world and I can't imagine her being with someone else, while I'm gone. You're my best friend and I trust you. Here's the key for her chastity belt. In case I never get back, unlock her and set her free." When the crusade Knights were a mile away from the village, the Knight gets an urgent message: "Mate, You Gave Me The Wrong Key!"
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised? A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
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has 70.70 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: blonde, men, sex, stupid, women
Women need a reason to have sex - men just need a place.
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has 70.45 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, women
A huge guy walks into a bar, approaches a little guy and karate chops him in the back. When the little guy gets up, the huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from Korea." A little later, the huge guy walks back over to the little guy and karate chops him in the back. The huge guy says, "That was a karate chop from China." The little guy leaves the bar, comes back and hits the huge guy on the back. The huge guy lies unconscious on the floor. The little guy tells the bartender, "Tell him that was a crowbar from Sears."
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: bar, men
What is the difference between men and women? A woman wants a man to satisfy their every little need. A man wants all the women to satisfy their one and only little need.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: men, women
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
Did you hear about the man who spent too much of his company's money on Viagra? Now he's hard up.
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has 70.43 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: business, men, money, viagra
4 gay guys walk into a bar and notice there is one stool left. One gay guy suggest to play rock, paper, scissors and the other gay guy says. "Stop all this nonsense. Lets just flip the stool over."
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has 70.33 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: bar, gay, men
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