The best jokes about men

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.
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has 63.79 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: flirt, gym, men
Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
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has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: car, death, lawyer, men
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, men
Two elephants meet a totally naked guy. After a while one elephant says to the other: "I really don't get how he can feed himself with that thing!"
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has 63.07 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: animal, elephant, men
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men, wife
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
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