The best jokes about men

Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: hunting, men
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men, wife
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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has 62.69 % from 53 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, viagra
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye." To which Adam replied, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
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