The best jokes about men

How do you know a man is really a bad dancer? When he can still step on Dolly Parton's toes.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: celebrity, men, music
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye." To which Adam replied, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?" Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?" Dan says, "OOOOH WOW! Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp. When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said "To show my gratitude for releasing me, I'll grant you one wish.." The man thought for a second, reached into his pocket, pulled out a map of the world, pointed to the Middle-East, and replied "I want you to bring peace to this area." "Ooooh...I'm so sorry, that's impossible" said the genie. "There's absolutely no way I could accomplish such a great feat, so you'll have to choose another wish..." The man then said "Well...then how about having my wife give me oral-sex voluntarily...?" The genie thought for a minute, then said "Can I see that map again..?"
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
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