Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A: A widower.
What does a man call true love?
An erection.
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb?
A. One - men will screw anything.
B. One - men will screw up anything.
C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
Vote:
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
Vote:
Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested.
After that, He creaed man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
"What is the thickest book in the world?
What Men Think They Know About Women."