The best jokes about men

A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, wife
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wife, women
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men, women
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men, wife
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 61.59 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
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