The best jokes about men

God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 62.63 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men, time
A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 61.89 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
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