The best jokes about men

Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blond female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and stormed back in the house. A little later she came out and again went to the mail box, opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?" she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL.'"
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A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
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After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
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