The best jokes about men

A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 61.96 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog doesn't bite." The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously. A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!" The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."
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has 61.71 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: customer service, dog, men
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 61.50 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
If you catch a man…throw him back.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Every man thinks he's a dream of every woman. Sorry guys, but the dream of every woman is eating all the time and not to get fat.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
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