The best jokes about men

Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
A nude guy was sunbathing at the beach, a little girl comes to him, he covers his private parts with a newspaper. The little girl asks, "hats under there?" So the man answers , "A bird..." The girl goes away & the man falls asleep. When he wakes up, he finds himself in a hospital & in alot of pain. A doctor comes up to his bed & asks, 'What happened?' The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach & fell asleep after talking to a little girl." So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the beach to find any witnesses. When they got there, they see the little girl the man was talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man...? She answers, "I din't do anything to the man, but he was sleeping, I played with his bird, After a while, it spat at me, so i broke its neck, burnt its nest, and smashed all its eggs!"
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has 63.51 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, cop, doctor, men
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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has 63.26 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wife, women
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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has 63.22 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
Sex is when a guys communication, enters a girls information, to increase the population, for a younger generation, do you get the information... or do you need a demonstration.
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has 63.19 % from 85 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, poems, sex, women
There was an ad in the newspaper: An agriculturist looks for a woman with a tractor. The photo of the tractor is required.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: car, men, women
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
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