The best jokes about men

What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Two men were talking about their wives. First: "I'm a teacher whenever we are in bed my wife says repeat please." Second: "I'm a driver when we are sexing she thinks I'm in a gas station so she screws my dick and says: 'fill it up super!'"
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, sex, teacher, work
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 62.50 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wife, women
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: Christmas, fat, men, Santa, Thanksgiving
Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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has 62.41 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beer, hunting, men
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
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