The best jokes about men

Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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A man has came over to his wife in a request. She tells him to tie her to a bed and do whatever he wants. 3 hours later he is fucking hookers and watching football and porn with friend.
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Dad: Hey son want to hear a joke? Son: Yeah! Dad: Pussy. Son: I don't get it. Dad: Exactly...
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Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
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How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
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Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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