The best jokes about men

Q: Why do liberals travel in threes? A: One to read, one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
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has 63.17 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, travel
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 63.00 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
A man and woman were on their first date. The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer." The man looked away and turned red. "What's wrong?" asked the woman. "I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.
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has 62.79 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: communication, dating, hunting, men, women
How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: light bulb, men
Girl: "Girls are better than boys." Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?" Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy."
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has 62.61 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Men are like Bluetooth. When they’re close they’re connected, when they move further they start looking for new equipment.
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye." To which Adam replied, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
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has 62.61 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: men
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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has 62.44 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men
I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how that it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response, I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.
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has 62.43 % from 68 votes. More jokes about: communication, mean, men, sex, women
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