Do you know why men have holes in the end of their penises? So oxygen can get into their brains.
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp. When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said "To show my gratitude for releasing me, I'll grant you one wish.." The man thought for a second, reached into his pocket, pulled out a map of the world, pointed to the Middle-East, and replied "I want you to bring peace to this area." "Ooooh...I'm so sorry, that's impossible" said the genie. "There's absolutely no way I could accomplish such a great feat, so you'll have to choose another wish..." The man then said "Well...then how about having my wife give me oral-sex voluntarily...?" The genie thought for a minute, then said "Can I see that map again..?"
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
Camilla goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie's cock one gets a stomach ache." The doctor says "Have you tried Andrew's?"