The best jokes about men

"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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has 64.88 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, men
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men like noodles? They're always in hot water, they lack taste, and they need dough.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
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has 64.77 % from 205 votes. More jokes about: food, men, sex, time, women
Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: graduation, men, time, work
Question: Why do men die before their wives? Answer: Because they want to.
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has 64.52 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: death, men, wife, women
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: men, wife
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: car, death, lawyer, men
A real man would never cry in public unless: He watched a movie in which a heroic dog dies to save his master. Or if Heidi klum unbuckled her shirt. Or if he accidentally dropped crates full of beer.
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has 64.23 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: beer, celebrity, dog, men
God gave man his penis and his brain but blood only enough to work one another at a time.
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has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: god, men, work
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