The best jokes about men

Q: Why did they make glow in the dark condoms? A: So gay guys can play star wars.
Vote:
has 64.23 % from 153 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, sex
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
Vote:
has 64.21 % from 62 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
Vote:
has 63.82 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: car, death, lawyer, men
A man walks into a clock shop where a beautiful woman is working. He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock. The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP". I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
Vote:
has 63.78 % from 154 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, men, sex, women
A man was digging a ditch, when he uncovered a lamp. When he brushed it off, a genie popped out, and said "To show my gratitude for releasing me, I'll grant you one wish.." The man thought for a second, reached into his pocket, pulled out a map of the world, pointed to the Middle-East, and replied "I want you to bring peace to this area." "Ooooh...I'm so sorry, that's impossible" said the genie. "There's absolutely no way I could accomplish such a great feat, so you'll have to choose another wish..." The man then said "Well...then how about having my wife give me oral-sex voluntarily...?" The genie thought for a minute, then said "Can I see that map again..?"
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
What's the Australian Male's idea of foreplay? "Brace yourself, Sheila."
Vote:
has 63.75 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men
How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
Vote:
has 63.66 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
<<<23242526
More jokes →
Page 23 of 53.