The best jokes about men

How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: beer, hunting, men
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
A man walks into a sperm Bank. He approaches a man who has just walked out of a donating cubicle. He decides to start a conversation with him. He approaches the man and says "So then, do you come here often?" The man replies "Only when the internets off" and walks off.
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has 62.22 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, geek, internet, men
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
After spending 20 minutes trying to get my wife's bra off, I decided to give up, I wish I'd never put it on now.
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has 61.63 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men, wife
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
If you catch a man…throw him back.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, men
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