The best jokes about men

If you catch a man…throw him back.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: Fathers day, men
Q. Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking? A. They already have boyfriends.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: gay, men
A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl's grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?" "Of course not, dear," replied the mother, "Why would you think that?" "The tombstone back there said... 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: car, death, lawyer, men
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: god, men, women
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?" "No, my dog doesn't bite." The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously. A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!" The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: customer service, dog, men
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 60.75 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: beer, hunting, men
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