Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door. One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four". Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions. Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return. This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!". Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.