The best jokes about men

Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men, women
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
If you catch a man…throw him back.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
Men call us birds, is that because of all the worms we pick up?
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: bird, men
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 61.01 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
One day there were two men. One was driving a Mercedes Benz and the other was riding a horse, both waiting at the traffic light. The man in the Benz looked at the horse and noticed something different, that horse was not a normal horse. It was an electric horse and has 3 buttons in it if you press one button it moves forward, if you press the second button it moves faster and if you press the last button it will stop. The guy in the Benz was really impressed, so he asked the guy riding the horse if he wanted to trade the horse for the Benz, so he agreed. They did the trade and the guy riding the horse drove the Benz and went on his way but the other guy was still stuck in the traffic light trying to get the horse to move. He tried all the buttons but the horse does not seem to be moving so he called the horse owner and asked him if he can come back to show him how to move the horse. So the guy came back, he pressed all the buttons again but the horse still doesn't move. He noticed the horse's penis was up so he tells the other guy: "Ohh you forgot to release the handbrake!"
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has 60.65 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: car, dirty, horse, men, technology
One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?" Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?" Dan says, "OOOOH WOW! Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's definition of safe sex? A padded headboard.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
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