What does a man call true love? An erection.
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women? Exchange him.
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
In the beginning, God created Earth and then rested. After that, He creaed man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man got ever rested.
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.