The best jokes about men

A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
A foursome is waiting at the men's tee when another foursome of ladies are hitting from the ladies tee. The ladies are taking their time and when finally the last one is ready to hit the ball she hacks it about 10 feet, goes over to it, hacks it another ten feet and looks up at the men waiting and says apologetically "I guess all those fucking lessons I took this winter didn't help." One of the men immediately replies, "No, you see that's your problem. You should have been taking golf lessons instead."
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has 60.73 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: golf, men, sport, winter, women
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
One day Dan asks Bob, "So Bob what did you get for Christmas?" Then Bob says to Dan, "Oh see that brand new red Ferrari outside?" Dan says, "OOOOH WOW! Bob says, "Ya, I got the same exact color tie!"
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 60.48 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
What is a man's definition of safe sex? A padded headboard.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
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