The best jokes about men

Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain? A: A widower.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
If you catch a man…throw him back.
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has 61.28 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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has 60.69 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
MEN Vs WOMEN 1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup. 2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip. 3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery. 4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What is a man's definition of safe sex? A padded headboard.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
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