The best jokes about men

If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
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has 60.56 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 60.40 % from 104 votes. More jokes about: men
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Q: How do you piss off a man? A: Stand on his back and piss.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, mean, men
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
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has 60.15 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: beauty, communication, customer service, men
Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill? A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: easter, life, men, money, Santa
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
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has 59.74 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: men
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