I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
A man is in a mall and sees a clothes store. He sees a magnificent, brand new jacket in the shop window and decides he shall try it on and buy it. So he walks into the shop and asks an employee: "Excuse me sir." "How can I help you" the employee replies. "Could I by any chance try on that jacket in your shop window?" The employee looks at him and says "No you shall not you are to try it on in the changing rooms like everybody else!"
Q. How do men define a long-term relationship? A. A second date.
What do you call a man with half a brain? Gifted.
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes? A: Because they can understand them.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama? A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.