The best jokes about men

A true gentleman holds the door for his woman... then smacks her ass as she walks by.
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has 61.25 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: What do you get if you cross a dirty politician with a filthy womanizer? A: Chelsea.
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has 60.97 % from 74 votes. More jokes about: dirty, men, political, soccer, sport
In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man; if you want anything done, ask a woman.
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has 60.66 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: communication, men, political, women
What is a man's definition of safe sex? A padded headboard.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
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has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 60.08 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: hunting, men
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men
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