The best jokes about men

The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid. Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!" Up stepped a burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself. "He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him. He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.  Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry yourself that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the place on the application where we asked your formal education." Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "Where did you get your financial education?"  "Oh," replied Jim " at Yale." "That's very good, excellent. You're hired! Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?" Jim answered "I don't care. Yimi or Mr. Yonson."
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A man comes home from a tough day of work looking to unwind. After a relaxing dinner with his wife, they retired to bed. So, both go to their separate beds, however the man was not yet ready to slumber. The man called over to his wife, "My little boopey-boo, I'm lonely." So the woman gets out of bed and crosses the room to the husband. On the way she trips on the carpet and falls on her face. The husband with a concerned look on his face says, "Oh, did my little honey-woney fall on her little nosey-wosey?" The woman gets up and enters the man's bed. The two make passionate love and afterwards the women rolls out. As she is returning to her bed, she once again catches her foot on the carpet and falls flat on her face. The man looks over his shoulder at his wife lying on the floor and says, "Clumsy idiot."
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: food, husband, men, wife, work
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
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has 57.62 % from 46 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's definition of safe sex? A padded headboard.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
How do some men define Roe vs. Wade? Two ways to cross a river.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 57.35 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
What is that insensitive bit at the base of the penis called? The man.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Men are like a fine wine. They all start out like grapes, and it's our job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something we'd want to have dinner with.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, men, wine, work
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