The best jokes about men

How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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has 58.67 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: beer, hunting, men
Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, work
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid. Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!" Up stepped a burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself. "He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him. He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.  Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry yourself that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the place on the application where we asked your formal education." Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "Where did you get your financial education?"  "Oh," replied Jim " at Yale." "That's very good, excellent. You're hired! Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?" Jim answered "I don't care. Yimi or Mr. Yonson."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, school, work
Camilla goes to the doctors and says "Doctor, whenever one sucks Charlie's cock one gets a stomach ache." The doctor says "Have you tried Andrew's?"
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men, sex
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
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