The best jokes about men

Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Why don't men like to drink coffee at work? It keeps them awake.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, work
The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashier and was down to two final applicants - one of which would get the job. The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstate New York. A nice young man, but a bit timid. Then he called for the second man, "Jim Johnson!" Up stepped a burley young man who seemed quite sure of himself. "He looks like he can take care of any situation," thought the manager, and decided, there and then, to hire him. He turned to the first applicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.  Turning to Johnson, he said, "Now Jim, I like the way you carry yourself that's an important asset for the job as cashier. However, you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out the place on the application where we asked your formal education." Jim looked a little confused so the manager said, "Where did you get your financial education?"  "Oh," replied Jim " at Yale." "That's very good, excellent. You're hired! Now that you're working for us, what do you prefer to be called?" Jim answered "I don't care. Yimi or Mr. Yonson."
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, school, work
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: men
Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
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has 58.28 % from 93 votes. More jokes about: bar, beer, car, men, sex
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