Q: There is a $100 bill sitting in the middle of a 4 way intersection, at one side there is a man hating dike, at another side, there is Santa, at another side there is the Easter Bunny, and at the las side there is a man loving lesbian. Who gets the $100 bill?
A: The man hating dike because all others are a figure of your imagination.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
What do you call a man with half a brain?
Gifted.
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
2 cannibals having dinner.
1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew."
2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
Vote: