The best jokes about men

What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
A widowed elderly lady was sunbathing on a beach in Fort Myers, FL. She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.  Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. "Hello sir, how are you today?" "Fine, thank you," he responded, and turned back to his book.  "I love the beach. Do you come here often?" she asked. "First time since my wife passed away 2 years ago," he replied and turned back to his book. "I'm sorry to hear that. My husband passed away 3 years ago and it is very lonely," she countered. "Do you live around here?" she asked. "Yes, I live over in Cape Coral," he answered and again resumed reading.  Trying to find a topic of common interest, and noticing that his book was about veterinary medicine, she persisted, "Do you like pussy cats?" With that, the man dropped his book, jumped off his blanket and on to hers, tore off her swimsuit and gave her the most passionate ride of her life!  When the cloud of sand began to settle, she gasped and asked the man, "How did you know that was what I wanted?" The man replied, "How did you know my name was Katz?"
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has 59.29 % from 79 votes. More jokes about: age, husband, marriage, men, wife
Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 59.20 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: food, men
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: men
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: food, men, music
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