The best jokes about men

Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: marriage, men
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: men
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 59.05 % from 73 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 58.77 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
Why did God create man? Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual? The hero always gets his man in the end.
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has 58.75 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men want to vote for a female President? Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.
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has 58.56 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: men, political, women
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