The best jokes about men

A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: doctor, men
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: hunting, men
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
Men are like.....Bank Machines. Once they withdraw they lose interest.
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has 59.79 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men
What is a man's idea of foreplay? A half hour of begging.
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has 59.75 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
What does a man call true love? An erection.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
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has 59.19 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: computer, men
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
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has 59.15 % from 106 votes. More jokes about: men
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 58.98 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
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has 58.98 % from 8 votes. More jokes about: men
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