The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
A man walked into the doctor's office and said: "Doc, I've eaten something that disagrees with me." A voice from his stomach replies: "No you haven't."
How can you tell if a man is lying? You can see his lips moving.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra? A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.
2 cannibals having dinner. 1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew." 2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
Why is a man different from a PC? You only have to tell the PC once.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant. "The ball type?" asked the clerk. "No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Q: What is height of Stupidity? A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.