Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
How can you tell if a man is lying?
You can see his lips moving.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Why can't single women fart?
They don't get an asshole till they get married.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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Why did God create man?
Because a vibrator can't mow the lawn.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
Why do men want to vote for a female President?
Because we'd only have to pay her half as much.