Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?
A: Because they can understand them.
Q:What’s the difference between Ross Perot and Barack Obama?
A:Ross Perot is crackpot with big ears and Barack Obama is a pothead with big ears.
2 cannibals having dinner.
1st says to 2nd, "Your wife makes a lovely stew."
2nd answers, "Yes but I will miss her."
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
I only wanted to have a child, not marry one.
A man went into the drugstore and asked for a deodorant.
"The ball type?" asked the clerk.
"No," said the dumb man. "It's for my underarms."
A young woman buys a mirror at an antique shop, and hangs it on her bathroom door.
One evening, while getting undressed, she playfully says, "Mirror, mirror, on my door, make my bustline forty four".
Instantly, there is a brilliant flash of light, and her breasts grow to enormous proportions.
Excitedly, she runs to tell her husband what happened, and in minutes they both return.
This time the husband crosses his fingers and says "Mirror, mirror on the door, make my penis touch the floor!".
Again, there's a bright flash...and his legs fell off.
Q: What is height of Stupidity?
A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
Q: Why shouldn't Men using iron supplements take Viagra?
A: It may cause them to spin around and point north.