The best jokes about men

According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
Two gays were at a dance. As they were jigging about the floor with each other. Two massive guys entered the hall 6 foot 6 20 stone and full of muscle One gay asked his mate "Is that the bouncers that have just come in?" "No" grinned the other,"That's the raffle."
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: dirty, gay, men, party
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
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has 54.86 % from 78 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, life, men, women
General Peter Pollock, the Navy Chief was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. General Pollock arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and Pollock asks: "So how are your men Marshall?" "Very well trained, Peter." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls an under-trainee and says: "James! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As James ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered Pollock and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."
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has 54.80 % from 58 votes. More jokes about: atheist, men, military, navy
Brrr! My hands are cold. Can I warm them in your heaving breasts?
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has 54.77 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, flirt, men, women
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