The best jokes about men

What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: men
According to a recent survey, men say the first thing they notice about a women are their eyes. And women say the first thing they notice about men is they're a bunch of liars.
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has 56.05 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: beauty, men, women
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
A woman went shopping. She walks to checkout counter and then the salesman packs all her groceries: milk, cheese, orange juice, half of bread, bar of soap, toothpaste... All of a sudden the salesman asks her: "You're single, aren't you?" A bit surprised woman smiles and answers: "That's right, but how did you guessed that?" "Because you're so ugly."
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has 54.97 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: men
How can you tell if a man is aroused? He's breathing.
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has 54.87 % from 7 votes. More jokes about: men
A guy has a talking dog. He brings it to a talent scout. "This dog can speak English," he claims to the unimpressed agent. "Okay, Sport," the guys says to the dog, "what’s on the top of a house?" "Roof!" the dog replies. "Oh, come on..." the talent agent responds. "All dogs go ‘roof’." "No, wait," the guy says. He asks the dog "what does sandpaper feel like?" "Rough!" the dog answers. The talent agent gives a condescending blank stare. He is losing his patience. "No, hang on," the guy says. "This one will amaze you. " He turns and asks the dog: "Who, in your opinion, was the greatest baseball player of all time?" "Ruth!" goes the dog. And the talent scout, having seen enough, boots them out of his office onto the street. And the dog turns to the guy and says "Maybe I shoulda said DiMaggio?"
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has 54.59 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: men
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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has 54.45 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: dating, men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 54.31 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
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