The best jokes about men

Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: food, men
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
Boy will be boys but one day all girls will be women.
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
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has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: god, men
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 56.30 % from 55 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
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has 55.71 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: men
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 55.71 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Q. What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? A. They're married.
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has 55.51 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: bar, marriage, men, single
General Peter Pollock, the Navy Chief was visiting his colleague General Marshall, who was in charge of the Army. General Pollock arrives at the military camp and is greeted by Marshall. They both walk around the place, and Pollock asks: "So how are your men Marshall?" "Very well trained, Peter." "I hope so. You see, my men over at the Navy are so well trained, you could see they're the bravest men all over the country." "Well, my men are very brave, too." "I'd like to see that." So Marshall calls an under-trainee and says: "James! I want you to stop that tank coming here with your body!" "Are you crazy? It'd kill me, you idiot! I'm out of here!" As James ran away, Marshall turned to a bewildered Pollock and said: "You see? You have to be pretty brave to talk like that to a general."
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has 55.49 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: atheist, men, military, navy
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about. He asks his father for advice. The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy." The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain. Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds. He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic. He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?" Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again. The boy then plays his last card. He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"
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has 55.25 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: dating, men
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