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Why do men like smart women? Opposites attract.
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How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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What is a man's idea of helping with housework? Lifting his leg so you can vacuum.
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Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
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How does a man save a woman from being attacked on the street at night? He controls himself.
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Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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