Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and good-looking?
They already have boyfriends.
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What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
Behind every successful man, there is a woman. Behind every dead man, there is Chuck Norris.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
Why do men name their penises?
Because they want to be on a first-name basis with the one who makes all their decisions.
When you have a man staring at a naked Playboy model, be sure that he doesn’t wonder if she knows cooking, or if she plays piano or if she has a nice personality either!
A boy is about to go on his first date, and is nervous about what to talk about.
He asks his father for advice.
The father replies: "My son, there are three subjects that always work. These are food, family, and philosophy."
The boy picks up his date and they go to a soda fountain.
Ice cream sodas in front of them, they stare at each other for a long time, as the boy's nervousness builds.
He remembers his father's advice, and chooses the first topic.
He asks the girl: "Do you like spinach?" She says "No," and the silence returns. After a few more uncomfortable minutes, the boy thinks of his father's suggestion and turns to the second item on the list. He asks, "Do you have a brother?"
Again, the girl says "No" and there is silence once again.
The boy then plays his last card.
He thinks of his father's advice and asks the girl the following question: "If you had a brother, would he like spinach?"