The best jokes about men

Two cowboys come upon an Indian lying on his stomach with his ear to the ground. One of the cowboys stops and says to the other, "You see that Indian?" "Yeah," says the other cowboy.  "Look," says the first one, "he's listening to the ground. He can hear things for miles in any direction."  Just then the Indian looks up. "Covered wagon," he says, "about two miles away. Have two horses, one brown, one white. Man, woman, child, household effects in wagon." "Incredible!" says the cowboy to his friend. "This Indian knows how far away they are, how many horses, what colour they are, who is in the wagon, and what is in the wagon. Amazing!"  The Indian looks up and says, "Ran over me about a half hour ago."
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How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Two hunters shot a deer, and were dragging him to the car by the hind leg, which was difficult because the other legs kept snagging in the brush. "Chet, I've got an idea, I think we are doing this wrong. Let's try dragging him by the horns, like we were advised by the ammo-store salesman." "OK," says Ivan. After a while, Ivan says, "I think this is a lot better because his legs fold up and don't get caught in the brush, but we seem to be getting farther from the car."
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A gentleman was having some physical problems and his doctor told him that he had to drink warm water with Epsom salts one hour before breakfast. At the end of a week he returned and the doctor asked if he was feeling better. The man said that he actually felt worse. “Did you drink warm salt water an hour before breakfast each day?” the Doc asked. “No,” replied the man somberly, letting out a sigh. “I could only do about 15 minutes!”
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: doctor, food, men, time
Do you know why bankers are good lovers? They know first hand the penalty for early withdrawal.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: love, men
How can you tell if a man is happy? Who cares?
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Why don't men have mid-life crises? They stay stuck in adolescence.
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: men
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 57.17 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: men
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