The best jokes about men

Question: Why do men fart more than women? Answer: Because women won’t shut up long enough to build up pressure.
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has 57.27 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: fart, men, women
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: divorce, light bulb, men
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter. Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days." Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: hunting, men
Why can't single women fart? They don't get an asshole till they get married.
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has 57.03 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: fat, marriage, men, women
What is a "successful hunting trip"? When three men kill 9 cases of Budweiser in two days
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has 56.98 % from 23 votes. More jokes about: beer, hunting, men
What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
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has 56.98 % from 77 votes. More jokes about: god, men
Two men walked into a restaurant, the first one asks for tea. The second also asks for tea. "And make sure the glass is clean," he tells the waiter. When the waiter returns with the two glasses of tea he asks, "Which one of you asked for the clean glass?"
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
Why do men like masturbation? It's sex with someone they love.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: men
A lady calls the police to report her husband is missing. The police arrive and ask for a description. She tells them he's 6 foot 2 inches tall, blonde wavy hair and has a smile that makes everybody love him. The police then go to the next door neighbor to verify this report and the lady next door tells the police, "You can't believe her. He's 5 foot 4 inches tall, has no hair and he wears a perpetual frown on his face." The neighbor then goes and asks the lady why she gave the police such a false report. She replies, "Just because I reported him missing, doesn't mean I wanted him back!"
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has 56.84 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: cop, love, men
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