The best jokes about men

What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
A hubby is having a short conversation with his wife. See dear, if you got home early from work one day and you found me pounding on another woman, this would be called an awkward situation! So its the same honey, if you came home early from work and found me in bed with another man? No darling, you are now confused and mixing the awkward situation with proper beating!
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men
Why didn't the husband change the baby for a week? Because the text on the nappies package said "18-40 lbs".
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has 56.77 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they? A: His left hand and his right hand.
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has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: masturbation, men, sex
Yesterday, government scientists suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of beer each. It was then observed that 100% of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing, and refused to apologize when wrong. No further testing is planned.
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has 56.50 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: beer, men, political, science, women
What did God say after creating man? I can do better.
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has 56.46 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: god, men
Man to a woman: "Do you know the difference between a blowjob and a cheeseburger is?" Woman: "No." Man: "Lets have lunch sometime…"
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has 56.36 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: men, sex, women
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man? Big Foot's been spotted several times.
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has 56.22 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: men
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 55.58 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg? Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men
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