The best jokes about men

Chinese and American are in a plane. Suddenly, Chinese puts his shoes off and American is angry. After some time, he goes to buy a coke, but Chinese says that he'll do it. While he's gone, American spits into his shoes. Chinese gets back and American drinks his coke. That repeats a couple of times,and after the flight American admits, "I spitted in your shoes, sorry." Chinese answers, "That's how we do it. We spit in each others shoes, we piss into each others cokes..."
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men
Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
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has 52.05 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.99 % from 285 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Why are all jokes about women one-liners? So men can understand them.
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has 51.80 % from 61 votes. More jokes about: insulting, men, women
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
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