The best jokes about men

Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men, women
This french guy he wants to learn English. So one day he goes to an airport to learn "take off". Then he goes to the zoo to learn "zebra". Then he goes to the hospital "baby" So one day he walks up too a hot girl on a beach in a bikini and he said "Take off zebra baby" (take off the bra baby).
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has 51.39 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: men
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.20 % from 278 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
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