Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!