A couple who drove their car to K-Mart only to have their car breakdown in the parking lot.
The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car.
The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car.
On closer inspection she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis.
Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones.
Unable to stand the embarrassment she dutifully stepped forward and tucked everything back into place.
On regaining her feet she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by.
The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his head.
Stupid?
He wanted to be a farmer.
So he studied pharmacy.
Why are all jokes about women one-liners?
So men can understand them.
Men are like......Bananas.
The older they get, the less firm they are
Men are like.....Coffee
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Jennifer, wanna go to my place?
I am not Jennifer
But I didn't ask about that...
If men got pregnant.... abortion would be available in convenience stores and drive-through windows.
How can you tell if a novel is homosexual?
The hero always gets his man in the end.
MEN Vs WOMEN
1. MEN discovered COLOURS and invented PAINT. WOMEN discovered paint and invented makeup.
2. Men discovered word and invented conversation. Women discovered conversation and invented gossip.
3. Men discovered gambling and invented cards. Women discovered cards and invented Witchery.
4. Men discovered trading and invented money. Women discovered money and invented shopping. There after Men have discovered and invented lots of things while Women STUCK TO SHOPPING.