The best jokes about men

Jennifer, wanna go to my place? I am not Jennifer But I didn't ask about that...
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has 52.93 % from 18 votes. More jokes about: men, women
Men are like......Bananas. The older they get, the less firm they are
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has 52.63 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: age, food, men
A man rushes out of his wife's hospital room. "Doctor, doctor -- my wife's been in a coma for several months, but when I just touched her left breast, she sighed!" "That's very encouraging," says the doctor. "Go back and touch her right breast. See if she reacts." A few minutes later, the man rushes out again: "Doctor, she moaned!" "Very good," says the doctor. "Now try oral sex. She should certainly react to that!" Five minutes later, the man comes out back out, white as a sheet. "Doctor -- she died." "No! What happened?" the doctor exclaims. "Well, doc," the man says tearfully, "she choked."
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: men
Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son? Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: baby, husband, men
What do you call a take-out low-calorie meal for a cowboy? A Saddle Light Dish.
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has 52.18 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: cowboy, food, men
Why do women pay more attention to their appearance than improving their minds? Because most men are stupid, but few are blind.
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: men, stupid, women
Yo moma is so fat, and so nasty, when she sat down on the toilet, grown men fall out of her screaming "We're free! We're free!"
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has 51.70 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: dirty, fat, men, Yo mama
Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men, women
What do you call the useless piece of skin on a penis? The man.
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has 51.53 % from 280 votes. More jokes about: men, sex
Husband: What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you? Wife: Turn sideways and look in the mirror.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
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