The best jokes about men

Why is it good that there are female astronauts? When the crew gets lost in space, the woman will ask for directions.
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has 51.67 % from 20 votes. More jokes about: men, women
It’s not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn’t have the balls to do it.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are beautiful.
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has 51.34 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: men
What's a man's idea of honesty in a relationship? Telling you his real name.
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has 50.70 % from 17 votes. More jokes about: men, relationship
What should you give a man who has everything? A woman to show him how to work it
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has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: men, women
How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
Stupid? He wanted to be a farmer. So he studied pharmacy.
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has 50.45 % from 9 votes. More jokes about: men
There are 5 birds in a tree. A hunter shoots 2 of them dead. How many birds are left? 2 birds. The other 3 fly away!
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: men
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