The best jokes about men

How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? A. One - men will screw anything. B. One - men will screw up anything. C. Five - one to actually do the screwing, four to listen to him brag about it.
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How many men does it take to pop popcorn? Three. One to hold the pan and two others to act macho and shake the stove.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a penis and a potato? A: A dic-tater.
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They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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How do men exercise on the beach? By sucking in their stomachs every time they see a bikini.
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Men are like.....Coffee The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
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"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
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I was on the subway, sitting on a newspaper, and a guy comes over and asks "Are you reading that?" I didn’t know what to say. So I said yes. I stood up, turned the page, and sat down again.
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Q. Why did the woman bury her husband 12 feet under? A. Because deep down he's a good person.
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Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
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