The best military jokes

What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: military
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Q: Where does a general keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: military
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
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has 50.40 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: military
Q:What not to say to the nice policeman? A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 49.86 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
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has 49.36 % from 33 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
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has 49.30 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: bar, military
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 48.79 % from 28 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 48.41 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
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