The best military jokes

Q: Where does a general keep his armies? A: Up his sleevies.
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has 51.81 % from 54 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What do Miss Muffet and Saddam Hussein have in common ? A: They both have Kurds in their Whey.
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: military
Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
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has 50.61 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: military
There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 50.34 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Two men were boasting to each other about their old army days. “Why, my outfit was so well drilled,” declared one, “that when they presented arms all you could hear was slap, slap, click.” “Very good,” conceded the other, “but when my company presented arms you’d just hear slap, slap, jingle.” “What was the jingle?” asked the first. “Oh,” replied the other offhand, “just our medals.”
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has 50.29 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: military
One of my friends returned from Afghanistan and I asked him if he is going to the party tomorrow. He said he can't walk.
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has 50.17 % from 103 votes. More jokes about: black humor, health, military, party, war
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
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has 49.79 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: military
What do you call 35,000 men with their hands up? "Iraqi Army."
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has 48.41 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 47.79 % from 45 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar? He got bombed.
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has 47.72 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: bar, military
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