There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom.
The Marine goes to leave without washing up.
The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands."
The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
Q: Where does a general keep his armies?
A: Up his sleevies.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
Q:What not to say to the nice policeman?
A:I thought you had to be in relatively good physical condition to be a police officer.
Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole?
A: Bestiality
Chuck Norris does not submit to homeland security, he IS homeland security.
What happened when the soldier went into an enemy bar?
He got bombed.
America doesn't need a military...
We've got Chuck Norris
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB...
Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47