The best military jokes

Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
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has 47.97 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
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has 47.36 % from 51 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military, war
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
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has 46.20 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: military
A private was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. ‘You can take your choice, Private – one month’s restriction or twenty days’ pay,’ said the officer. ‘All right, sir,’ said the bright soldier, ‘I’ll take the money.’
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: military
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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has 45.52 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 44.95 % from 32 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
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has 43.61 % from 27 votes. More jokes about: military, war, work
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.
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has 43.49 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: military, sex
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