Q: What is it called when a soldier slips into a fox hole? A: Bestiality
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.
A private was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. ‘You can take your choice, Private – one month’s restriction or twenty days’ pay,’ said the officer. ‘All right, sir,’ said the bright soldier, ‘I’ll take the money.’
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone? "Foreign ambassador."
Q: What do you call a roman warrior after oral sex? A: Gladiator.