The best military jokes

There is a Navy guy and a Marine in the washroom. The Marine goes to leave without washing up. The sailor catches up with him later and says, "In the Navy, they teach us to wash our hands." The Marine replies, "In the Marines, they teach us not to pee on ours!"
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has 48.59 % from 48 votes. More jokes about: dirty, military, navy
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
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has 46.87 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: military
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 46.60 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
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has 46.18 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Q: What is the best Iraqi job ? A: Foreign Ambassador.
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has 45.89 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: military
Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
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has 45.82 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
A private was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. ‘You can take your choice, Private – one month’s restriction or twenty days’ pay,’ said the officer. ‘All right, sir,’ said the bright soldier, ‘I’ll take the money.’
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has 45.58 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: military
There was a man who just got out of the army. He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house. He told the women, "Gimme anything you got." So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside." She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?" She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
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has 44.74 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: disgusting, military, money
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.
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has 44.13 % from 21 votes. More jokes about: military
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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has 43.46 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
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