Human blood type is usualy 0+, A+ or AB... Chuck Norris blood tipe is AK-47
There was a man who just got out of the army. He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house. He told the women, "Gimme anything you got." So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside." She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom. 10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again. He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?" She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
Did you hear about the gay French General? He blew Napoleon's Bonaparte!
Q: Did you hear that Saddam Hussein won the toss ? A: He elected to receive.
Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
A bulletproof jacket is an imitation of Chuck Norris' beard.
A private was brought up before the unit CO for some offence. ‘You can take your choice, Private – one month’s restriction or twenty days’ pay,’ said the officer. ‘All right, sir,’ said the bright soldier, ‘I’ll take the money.’
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
Q: What's the difference between Aeroflot and the Scud Missile ? A: Aeroflot has killed more people.