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Iran reveals a plan to test its first Chuck Norris within a week.
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has 39.42 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says “Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!” So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked “How did you do it?” “Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, “Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!”
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has 37.92 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: military
Q: How many Iraqis does it take to screw in a light bulb ? A: None. They can't turn them on anyway.
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An Israeli soldier who just enlisted asked the Commanding Officer for a 3-day pass. The CO says "Are you crazy? You just join the Israeli army, and you already want a 3-day pass? You must do something spectacular for that recognition!" So the soldier comes back a day later in an Arab tank! The CO was so impressed, he asked "How did you do it?" "Well, I jumped in a tank, and went toward the border with the Arabs. I approached the border, and saw an Arab tank. I put my white flag up, the Arab tank put his white flag up. I said to the Arab soldier, "Do you want to get a three-day pass? So we exchanged tanks!"
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has 37.02 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: military
Chuck Norris once joined the Army. That's how the motto, "An Army of One" was created.
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
America doesn't need a military... We've got Chuck Norris
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has 36.82 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
Chuck Norris had six kids, they were called SEAL TEAM 6.
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has 35.73 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids, military
A drill sergeant had just chewed out one of his cadets, and as he was walking away, he turned to the cadet and said, "I guess when I die you'll come and dance on my grave." The cadet replied, "Not me, Sarge...no sir! I promised myself that when I got out of the Army I'd never stand in another line!"
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: death, military
Chuck Norris once created a flamethrower by urinating into a lighter.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, military
How are tigers like sergeants in the army? They both wear stripes.
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has 34.69 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: animal, military
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