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Yo mama so poor, when she found a penny she thought she had hit the lottery.
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I'm so broke, I don't even get excited when I find money because I'm sure I owe it to someone.
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has 73.56 % from 40 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
A 60-year-old millionaire has just married a 20-year-old model. ‘You crafty old devil,’ says his friend. ‘How did you manage to get a lovely young wife like that?’ ‘Easy,’ replies the millionaire. ‘I told her I was 95.’
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A one dollar bill met a twenty dollar bill and said, "Hey, where’ve you been? I haven’t seen you around here much." The twenty answered, "I’ve been hanging out at the casinos, went on a cruise and did the rounds of the ship, back to the United States for awhile, went to a couple of baseball games, to the mall, that kind of stuff. How about you?" The one dollar bill said, "You know, same old stuff… church, church, church." essories for it.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: church, game, money, travel
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake. A bittersweet victory.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: black humor, money
Q: Why do chemists like nitrates so much? A: They're cheaper than day rates.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, money
Q: Why is a blood bank more profitable than a sperm bank? A: The sperm is handmade.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: dirty, health, money
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter? A: Sue. Q: And his son? A: Bill.
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has 73.48 % from 35 votes. More jokes about: family, kids, lawyer, money
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: bible, death, money
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
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has 73.31 % from 162 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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