The best money jokes

A teller at our credit union was assisting a member with a loan application. "Do you have references?" she asked. The member replied, "Do they have to be living?"
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: life, money
Applying for a job, a new lawyer was asked if paying back his law school tuition would be any special problem. He replied that he paid it back right after his first case. When asked how he managed that, he said, "Well, my dad sued me for it and won."
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has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, money, work
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the people mentioned in the will: "To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million." The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave her the yacht, the business and $1 million." The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Cowboy, who hated me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention him in my will. Well you are wrong. Hi Cowboy!"
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: lawyer, life, love, money, wife
"Did you hear about the $3,000,000 Maryland State Lottery? The winner gets $3 a year for a million years."
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: game, money
Who was the greatest financier in the Bible? Noah - he was floating his stock while everyone was in liquidation.
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: bible, death, money
I lost 125 pounds. It took me a long time, and it cost me a lot of money, but I finally divorced the bitch!
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has 72.63 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: divorce, mean, money, time
An old man was on his death bed. He wanted badly to take all his money with him. He called his priest, his doctor and his lawyer to his bedside. "Here’s $30,000 cash to be held by each of you. I trust you to put this in my coffin when I die so I can take all my money with me." At the funeral, each man put an envelope in the coffin. Riding away in a limousine, the priest suddenly broke into tears and confessed that he had only put $20,000 into the envelope because he needed $10,000 for a new baptistery. "Well, since we’re confiding in each other," said the doctor, "I only put $10,000 in the envelope because we needed a new machine at the hospital which cost $20,000." The lawyer was aghast. "I’m ashamed of both of you," he exclaimed. "I want it known that when I put my envelope in that coffin, it held my personal check for the full $30,000."
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: death, doctor, lawyer, money, priest
Ad from a printer I will not be doing business with: "We offer a full line of pricing options that will meet or exceed your printing budget."
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has 72.56 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: business, customer service, money
Why are men like bank accounts? Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest!
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: money
Christian Doctor: "Your recovery was a miracle!" Christian Patient: "Thank God! Now I don't have to pay you."
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has 72.56 % from 43 votes. More jokes about: christian, customer service, doctor, money
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