The best money jokes

Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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has 64.78 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
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has 64.76 % from 29 votes. More jokes about: insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
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has 64.72 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: money, phone, Yo mama
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: food, insulting, money, Yo mama
An atheist buys an Ancient Roman Catholic lamp at an auction, takes it home, and begins to polish it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I'll grant you three wishes, Master." The atheist says, "I wish I could believe in you." The genie snaps his fingers, and suddenly the atheist believes in him. The atheist says, "Wow. I wish all atheists would believe this." The genie snaps his fingers again, and suddenly atheists all over the world begin to believe in genies. "What about your third wish?" asks the genie. "Well," says the atheist, "I wish for a billion dollars." The genie snaps his fingers for a third time, but nothing happens. "What's wrong?" asks the atheist. The genie shrugs and says, "Just because you believe in me, doesn't necessarily mean that I really exist."
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has 64.51 % from 56 votes. More jokes about: atheist, genie, money
Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.
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has 64.34 % from 39 votes. More jokes about: age, dirty, flirt, money, sex
Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, 'Is Washington's picture still on the dollar bill?' His Father wrote back, 'Of course it is. Why do you ask?' Martin answered, 'Because it's been so long since I've seen one!'
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, money
Remember when we spent money like there was no tomorrow? Well, it’s tomorrow.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money
A small boy goes up to a man in the street and asks him if he’s lost £5. The man checks his pockets and says, ‘Well, yes. I think I have lost a £5 note. Have you found one?’ The boy replies, ‘No. I just wanted to see how many people had lost a £5 note today. You make 72.’
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
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has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
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