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Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.
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has 58.51 % from 24 votes. More jokes about: money, Yo mama
Q: What is a Democratic Free Market? A: One that hands out slices of cheese.
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has 58.42 % from 47 votes. More jokes about: democrat, food, money, political
Q: Why weren't the Republicans behind the verdict in the Saddam Hussein Trial a couple of days before the 2006 Midterm Elections? A: Because they were so busy fixing the price on oil!
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: money, political, republican, time
After his divorce Mr. Jones realized that poker isn't the only game that starts with holding hands and ends with a staggering financial loss.
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has 58.26 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: game, money, women
A man walked into a curio store and was shopping around. After awhile, he chose a brass rat and brought it up to the counter. "That will be $10 for the brass rat and $1,000 for the story behind it," said the proprietor. "Thanks, but I'll just pay the $10 and pass on the story." He purchased the brass rat and left the store. As he was walking down the street, he started noticing all sorts of rats following him. The further he walked, the more rats followed. He walked down to the wharf and still more rats came out and followed him. So, he decided to walk out into the water, all the rats drowned. He returned to the store shortly. "Ah-ha!" said the proprietor. "You've come back for the story, right?" "Nope," said the man. "You have any brass lawyers?"
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has 58.09 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: animal, money
A social worker is facing a mugger with a gun. "Your money or your life!" says the mugger. "I'm sorry," the social worker answers, "I am a social worker, so I have no money and no life."
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has 57.92 % from 38 votes. More jokes about: life, money, work
George meets a genie in the street, which tells him to make a wish and it will make it true. "I want to pee whiskey," he says. “But are you sure? You can ask for money, wealth, anything you want." "No I want to pee whiskey." The genie thinks what can it do, it makes his wish true. George goes home, calls his wife, Sue: "Woman, get nuts and two glasses." Curious she was, she brings them. "What do you want them? She asks him. Once we don’t have any drinks." From now on, we will both have as much whiskey as we want, says to her. And really he fills the two glasses with whiskey. They clink, drink one, drink two drinks, make some fun … and play a little game. The other night the same happen. "Woman, bring two glasses and nuts." So they spend their evenings. One night, however, the scene changed. "Woman, bring nuts and a cup." "A, for one?" "You will drink from the bottle today."
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has 57.88 % from 60 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, dirty, game, money, women
Why is it that when a man talks nasty to a women it’s sexual harassment, but when a women talks nasty to a man it’s £3.99 a minute?
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has 57.36 % from 11 votes. More jokes about: money
Yo mama is so poor that she washes paper plates.
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has 57.23 % from 59 votes. More jokes about: food, money, Yo mama
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA? A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
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has 57.16 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: accountant, geography, money, Santa, tax
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